Fresh Meat
Basics
Name: Elizabeth Eileen
Age: 20 (9/21/1987)
Geographical Location: Somewhere in the great state of Michigan, although right now I wish I wasn't. (Too much ice.)
Relationship Status: Boyfriend. 3 months and counting. Adam. He makes me laugh about thirty billion times a day, which is all you really need in a fellow human being.
Occupation: Full-time student (Go Blue! Except not that I actually care about football) and coffee-shop girl. I have finally mastered the art of the cappuccino, which, believe me, is more difficult than you might think. It took me FOREVER to get the right amount of foam. And this is what I waste my life on.
Stuff
Biggest Turn On: Smell! Pheromones! I love it when a guy smells so good. Ahh, I'm such a mammal.
Biggest Turn Off: Guys being jerks. If you're not going to be a decent human being, then it's really not funny and you should just go away.
Who is the Supreme Overlord of the Universe? Shannon, the current member of the month.
What really gets your goat? That damn troll hiding under the bridge. He's eaten like three of my goats now.
Any interesting hidden talents? (Like something unique & interesting) I'm an Irish step dancer, which can be seen as either cool or weird, I guess...I've done it since I was 8 years old, and now I'm a choreographer for our student group here. We rock pretty hard.
Me:
I can also climb trees like no other, make the most beautiful paper snowflakes you've ever seen, and come up with annoyingly cliche sentences such as "We rock pretty hard" or "like no other." I do not, unfortunately, know how to make accent marks (such as the one usually found in the word 'cliche') on my computer.
Promote us in your userinfo, a post in your own journal or in an active community which isn't solely set up for promotion. Link us directly to your promotion: http://freebazil.livejournal.com/profile
How did you hear about us?: I searched for the word 'beauty' in one of my routine paper-writing evasions. I was looking for an intriguing, pleasingly superficial, ridiculously honest, active community. Yours wins.
Make us laugh (picture or text): http://xkcd.com/112/ I'm a dork, but xkcd.com has the best web comics ever.
Ever.
Show us your concept of Beauty: (provide ONE image of a face and ONE image of an object, design, painting, photograph, etc. that you find visually attractive)
My best friend Meg is one of the most beautiful people I know.
Okay, so before I made it sound like I was all mad at Michigan ("Ice everywhere! Yuck!") but in reality I love the place, and it's mostly because you don't really get anything more beautiful than the Great Lakes.
More In Depth...
How would you like to die? How do you expect you will die? Preferably, of course, I would die in some heroic way, like saving someone's life in battle, or giving myself up for the good of all of humanity. It would be nice if it were also painless, like maybe I could learn how to perform perfect karate while unconscious or heavily drugged. Probably, though, I'm going to die of something stupid, like swimming when there's an undertow or falling into the Grand Canyon, because I am way too reckless for my own good.
What do you like the most about humanity? We came up with the hug, I think. Unless panda bears invented it first. I love a good hug.
What would you add to the water supply to improve humans? If I wanted to improve humans, I'd add something to either the alcohol or the carbonated beverage supply.
Tell us a story (make it interesting): Two days ago, we found a bat in our apartment. It was about four inches long and extremely furry and adorable, but my roommate was very scared of it. I guess it was slightly intimidating when it was swooping all over the apartment at speeds you would never expect from something so tiny. Also it might have had rabies. She had to go to work, so I was left to figure something out. I called my brother, he came over, we got a big empty box, and when the bat settled on the wall, we slammed the box over him. (No, we didn't squash him! We trapped him in the box!) He started flying around in there like mad, the whole box was shaking, but we managed to slide a piece of cardboard under the opening and trap him inside. Then, because we'd called a "bat expert" (apparently these things exist) who told us that he (the bat, not the expert) would freeze if put outside, we decided to put him (the expert, not the bat - only joking!) in the attic instead. This is where he lives today. Unless there is nothing to eat in our attic, in which case he is probably dead.
Illustrate the subject of your choice in MS Paint.
A very festive hedgehog.
The Community
What other rating communities have you applied to before you came here? Hot or Not. I've gotta say, your application is much better.
Explain to us in amusing detail the best reason[s] for rejecting this application. Well, obviously I'm extremely annoying, and way too cutesy and lame, and what the heck? A hedgehog with a candy cane? This girl thinks she's so funny, but whatever, get a life, hun. What has she actually done with her life? Wow, she can make a cappuccino. I could do that with my hands tied together behind my back. Look, she even switched points of view mid paragraph and now she's talking about herself in the third person. I don't even want to listen to her anymore.
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, who would you choose and why? Um...no offense, Stamped Members, but I don't really want a threesome, I don't care how gorgeous you are.
Okayyyy, butttt
doomsong89 just looks so happy when she smiles
laotzu02 is just plain hot
What two members do you wish would contract the black death? You can use their applications, entries, comments and votes to make your judgement, as long as your judgement is here and not elsewhere! Make sure you tell us who you're judging. (Hint: this is your chance to show us your stuff.)
sidewalkvocals: all right, she's crazy beautiful, even WITH the yellow eye makeup in her application, but she strikes me as somewhat full of herself and really pretty boring. To be honest, I'm getting this all from her application, but "Turn on: strong shoulders"? and the story about her best dream was pointless and not interesting. in fact, there was little of note in the entire application except for the winnie the pooh reference. that caught my eye. but I'm noticing I started doing the thing where I don't start my sentences with capital letters so moving on to...
hopenparentals: While i do appreciate her artistic leanings, I hate those stupid cat pictures with supposedly witty thing written on the bottom, which she used in her application. Also, she writes, "I am an art major, which means I can draw, paint, and sculpt things well," but, photoshop-skills notwithstanding, she is actually not that good at drawing. Or modesty. AND, this shouldn't matter - except it actually should, because is called "Beauty and Bitch" or not? I don't think she's very attractive.
I don't actually want either of them to get the BLACK DEATH though. A simple flu would suffice.
What question do you feel should be on this application? Why? Now answer the question. People should have to write a spontaneous poem about possums. Who knows the hilarious stuff that would crop up? Here's mine:
A very nice rodent, the possum
Has teeth but he doesn't floss 'em
His teeth get all green
'Cause he eats lots of beans
And when they go bad, he don't toss 'em
Pictures:
At least three clear face shots- this means face forward, no high contrast. Ten picture maximum: one must be a candid shot, another a salute.
Salute:
With my stuffed goat, Ron!
Candid:
With my ex-boyfriend and still great friend, Matt.
Mah face:
Other things:
Sleeping on the lawn of the Capitol Building after a rally for...I think you can figure it out.
This is when I was arrested. Obviously.
Rowin' a boat with my friend Nell in Frankfurt, Germany.
Mel and Liz, the best friends a girl could ask for (I'm in the middle.)
Pooor quality, but it has potential. In my dreams.
EDIT: If you would like to see even MORE pictures of me, for some reason, then you could scroll down to the comment asking for a better salute, and look at my second response to that. It's just chock FULL of pictures, some of which are really halfway decent.
Name: Elizabeth Eileen
Age: 20 (9/21/1987)
Geographical Location: Somewhere in the great state of Michigan, although right now I wish I wasn't. (Too much ice.)
Relationship Status: Boyfriend. 3 months and counting. Adam. He makes me laugh about thirty billion times a day, which is all you really need in a fellow human being.
Occupation: Full-time student (Go Blue! Except not that I actually care about football) and coffee-shop girl. I have finally mastered the art of the cappuccino, which, believe me, is more difficult than you might think. It took me FOREVER to get the right amount of foam. And this is what I waste my life on.
Stuff
Biggest Turn On: Smell! Pheromones! I love it when a guy smells so good. Ahh, I'm such a mammal.
Biggest Turn Off: Guys being jerks. If you're not going to be a decent human being, then it's really not funny and you should just go away.
Who is the Supreme Overlord of the Universe? Shannon, the current member of the month.
What really gets your goat? That damn troll hiding under the bridge. He's eaten like three of my goats now.
Any interesting hidden talents? (Like something unique & interesting) I'm an Irish step dancer, which can be seen as either cool or weird, I guess...I've done it since I was 8 years old, and now I'm a choreographer for our student group here. We rock pretty hard.
Me:
I can also climb trees like no other, make the most beautiful paper snowflakes you've ever seen, and come up with annoyingly cliche sentences such as "We rock pretty hard" or "like no other." I do not, unfortunately, know how to make accent marks (such as the one usually found in the word 'cliche') on my computer.
Promote us in your userinfo, a post in your own journal or in an active community which isn't solely set up for promotion. Link us directly to your promotion: http://freebazil.livejournal.com/profile
How did you hear about us?: I searched for the word 'beauty' in one of my routine paper-writing evasions. I was looking for an intriguing, pleasingly superficial, ridiculously honest, active community. Yours wins.
Make us laugh (picture or text): http://xkcd.com/112/ I'm a dork, but xkcd.com has the best web comics ever.
Ever.
Show us your concept of Beauty: (provide ONE image of a face and ONE image of an object, design, painting, photograph, etc. that you find visually attractive)
My best friend Meg is one of the most beautiful people I know.
Okay, so before I made it sound like I was all mad at Michigan ("Ice everywhere! Yuck!") but in reality I love the place, and it's mostly because you don't really get anything more beautiful than the Great Lakes.
More In Depth...
How would you like to die? How do you expect you will die? Preferably, of course, I would die in some heroic way, like saving someone's life in battle, or giving myself up for the good of all of humanity. It would be nice if it were also painless, like maybe I could learn how to perform perfect karate while unconscious or heavily drugged. Probably, though, I'm going to die of something stupid, like swimming when there's an undertow or falling into the Grand Canyon, because I am way too reckless for my own good.
What do you like the most about humanity? We came up with the hug, I think. Unless panda bears invented it first. I love a good hug.
What would you add to the water supply to improve humans? If I wanted to improve humans, I'd add something to either the alcohol or the carbonated beverage supply.
Tell us a story (make it interesting): Two days ago, we found a bat in our apartment. It was about four inches long and extremely furry and adorable, but my roommate was very scared of it. I guess it was slightly intimidating when it was swooping all over the apartment at speeds you would never expect from something so tiny. Also it might have had rabies. She had to go to work, so I was left to figure something out. I called my brother, he came over, we got a big empty box, and when the bat settled on the wall, we slammed the box over him. (No, we didn't squash him! We trapped him in the box!) He started flying around in there like mad, the whole box was shaking, but we managed to slide a piece of cardboard under the opening and trap him inside. Then, because we'd called a "bat expert" (apparently these things exist) who told us that he (the bat, not the expert) would freeze if put outside, we decided to put him (the expert, not the bat - only joking!) in the attic instead. This is where he lives today. Unless there is nothing to eat in our attic, in which case he is probably dead.
Illustrate the subject of your choice in MS Paint.
A very festive hedgehog.
The Community
What other rating communities have you applied to before you came here? Hot or Not. I've gotta say, your application is much better.
Explain to us in amusing detail the best reason[s] for rejecting this application. Well, obviously I'm extremely annoying, and way too cutesy and lame, and what the heck? A hedgehog with a candy cane? This girl thinks she's so funny, but whatever, get a life, hun. What has she actually done with her life? Wow, she can make a cappuccino. I could do that with my hands tied together behind my back. Look, she even switched points of view mid paragraph and now she's talking about herself in the third person. I don't even want to listen to her anymore.
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, who would you choose and why? Um...no offense, Stamped Members, but I don't really want a threesome, I don't care how gorgeous you are.
Okayyyy, butttt
doomsong89 just looks so happy when she smiles
laotzu02 is just plain hot
What two members do you wish would contract the black death? You can use their applications, entries, comments and votes to make your judgement, as long as your judgement is here and not elsewhere! Make sure you tell us who you're judging. (Hint: this is your chance to show us your stuff.)
sidewalkvocals: all right, she's crazy beautiful, even WITH the yellow eye makeup in her application, but she strikes me as somewhat full of herself and really pretty boring. To be honest, I'm getting this all from her application, but "Turn on: strong shoulders"? and the story about her best dream was pointless and not interesting. in fact, there was little of note in the entire application except for the winnie the pooh reference. that caught my eye. but I'm noticing I started doing the thing where I don't start my sentences with capital letters so moving on to...
hopenparentals: While i do appreciate her artistic leanings, I hate those stupid cat pictures with supposedly witty thing written on the bottom, which she used in her application. Also, she writes, "I am an art major, which means I can draw, paint, and sculpt things well," but, photoshop-skills notwithstanding, she is actually not that good at drawing. Or modesty. AND, this shouldn't matter - except it actually should, because is called "Beauty and Bitch" or not? I don't think she's very attractive.
I don't actually want either of them to get the BLACK DEATH though. A simple flu would suffice.
What question do you feel should be on this application? Why? Now answer the question. People should have to write a spontaneous poem about possums. Who knows the hilarious stuff that would crop up? Here's mine:
A very nice rodent, the possum
Has teeth but he doesn't floss 'em
His teeth get all green
'Cause he eats lots of beans
And when they go bad, he don't toss 'em
Pictures:
At least three clear face shots- this means face forward, no high contrast. Ten picture maximum: one must be a candid shot, another a salute.
Salute:
With my stuffed goat, Ron!
Candid:
With my ex-boyfriend and still great friend, Matt.
Mah face:
Other things:
Sleeping on the lawn of the Capitol Building after a rally for...I think you can figure it out.
This is when I was arrested. Obviously.
Rowin' a boat with my friend Nell in Frankfurt, Germany.
Mel and Liz, the best friends a girl could ask for (I'm in the middle.)
Pooor quality, but it has potential. In my dreams.
EDIT: If you would like to see even MORE pictures of me, for some reason, then you could scroll down to the comment asking for a better salute, and look at my second response to that. It's just chock FULL of pictures, some of which are really halfway decent.