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Name: Velva
Age: 18
Geographical Location: This made me laugh for some reason. Probably because I don’t honestly believe anyone would be dumb enough to not understand just the word “location” and just say “In my room” So I went all out
(P.S. I use bad grammar and ebonics for my own comedic purposes.)
Oh and I’m from a suburb of Seattle but I’ve been going to School in San Francisco.
Relationship Status: Single.
Occupation: Server for a catering company/student.
You (Pick 5 of the 10 questions to answer)
1. Biggest turn on & turn off: My biggest turn on would be unpredictability, someone who’s maybe loosing their mind but only because their mind is so vast and full of captivating thoughts that it would make sense for one to get lost in it. I once fell in love with a boy who I only knew for a very short period of time, and there was never really an “us.” I was sitting next to him having the most hilarious interesting conversation, when all of a sudden we stopped talking he drew his head slowly away from me, I was befuddled, and then started BARKING loudly at me. He then told me he sometimes barks when there’s nothing left to say or when he's pleased. He barked also when he walked me home with a smile. Unfortunately he doesn’t remember me and everytime I talk to him he asks the same thing. “Velva where are you from?” “Seattle? Oh I have a friend friend up ---“ I know, you tell me this everytime. “Say Velva, what’s your middle name” by this point, I’ve told him so many times, I tell him it’s “Bulldozer” because my Dad isn’t very funny and he said he would’ve liked to name me that.
Biggest turn off: Not being able to understand the hilarity of cliches, old fashioned speaking, and awkwardness.
2. Make us laugh (picture, video, or text):
3. Show us your concept of beauty (ONE image of a face and ONE of an object, design, painting, photograph, etc.):
Androgyny at it's finest.
6. Inform us of, preferably display, some hidden talent(s) - something unique & interesting.
Here’s my Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/48417525@N00/
I go to an evil corporate auto-accept art school and I’m majoring in Illustration.
Something unique: my shoe size is 1 ½.
7. Why the hell are you applying here? I do know that I really don’t like nice rating communities very much just because when everyone gets in. I could really care less what your cat looks like. I don’t need you. I have LOLcat. So yeah I want to get out of that. It’s hard for most people to be interesting on the internet. And hopefully y’all know how to weed those suckers out. But I'm honestly a whee bit intimidated by how analytical and serious you guys are about this. And there’s a whole lotta tricks here and there to see if you can catch people being dumb. If you caught me, uh cool, you won?
The Community (Answer Everything)
Who is the supreme overlord of the universe? Jessica I guess...
Define Beauty OR Bitch. (Pull from dictionaries and we'll reject you on the spot.) Oh you’re gonna git some artsy fartsy shit up in this joint. Nah, not really. Beauty is being awed. Each piece of it could be individually ‘ugly’ but together as one entity it’s something perfect.
Bitch:
New York, but I have to admit I kind of loved her when she got her own show. I hate her so much I love her. Same goes with Tila Tequilla but she terrifies me in completely different way.
Promote us in your userinfo, a post in your journal or in an active community not solely set up for promotion. Link us directly to your promotion. (Advertise in a community that doesn't allow it and you'll be auto-rejected and banned.): http://kinksterr.livejournal.com/profile
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, whom would you choose and why?
9ah
Oh lordy-lordy! She seems like the type of person I’d stare at through reflections through windows of public transit, trying not to be obvious, maybe even sauve. The type of crushes I have based completely on ambiance alone. The picture of her as a zombie with plaid on plaid on plaid and what stripes? Whaaat b-b-but that’s against the rules in the fashion bible it says so right her--- but FUCK! It actually works. And I'm unfortunatly I'm pretty judging when it comes to style. I’d be a giddy schoolgirl if she’d invite me along to one of her fantastic adventures.
x_onlyindreams_
And you! You precious bundle of joy you! He reminds me of John Krasinski from The Office, so sooo loveable.
Pick one existing member and one recent applicant who ought to be dressed as seals and thrown into shark-infested waters. Colourfully explain your choice. (Hint: This is your chance to show us your stuff. Wuss out and you'll be automatically rejected.)
bondage_siren
She seems like the type of person to overuse the word ‘random.’ Methinks it’s an obnoxious word. No one’s really random, or atleast anyone who uses that word excessively to explain themselves. Those type of extroverts are not funny, just annoying.
Oh and this bothered me “Age: 16(this is going to get me a "OMG u b yungin! dis m33n u hav no brain. NO")” Oh please. No one actually talks like that. That is the internet’s version of impersonating someone mentally retarded. Even as children, that was never funny. In general, I think she’s trying to hard to be funny. However I do think she’s kind of cute. Her dyed pink and purple hair surprisingly doesn’t look trashy at all. I dig it actually.
crashtheparty Everything was answered so literally. I think the funnest part about rating communities is answering the questions. Don't be boring about it.
Explain to us in amusing detail the best reason(s) for rejecting your application.
My bushy brows, but I think they're pretty swanky. I was Miss Sassy Pants when I filled this application so my mood may have made some of my answers really long-winded, irrelevant, or just plain ridiculous. I also don’t care about being politically correct. I repeat a lot of the same words like the word "just" it's ju-- It's a filler.
What question do you feel should be on this application? Why? Now answer the question.
Should a mess always be cleaned? I’ve never heard that question before but it’s a vague one and I’d like to see who’s very nit picky and for what reason. My answer: No because I think being messy is honest, it may not be nice to look at but you find stories and secrets about a person in a messy room. Maybe we should keep things to ourselves and hide them, but sometimes I don’t think it’s necessary and I think a good mess can be quite charming. I just don’t like things trying to hard to be perfect such as raising a child, to hide them from all that’s bad from the world doesn’t really protect them or make them a better person. I think the most amazing genuine people live in messes and chaos.
Pictures:
At least three clear face shots- this means face forward, no high contrast. Ten picture maximum: one must be a candid shot, another a salute.
I'm 4'10''
Name: Velva
Age: 18
Geographical Location: This made me laugh for some reason. Probably because I don’t honestly believe anyone would be dumb enough to not understand just the word “location” and just say “In my room” So I went all out
(P.S. I use bad grammar and ebonics for my own comedic purposes.)
Oh and I’m from a suburb of Seattle but I’ve been going to School in San Francisco.
Relationship Status: Single.
Occupation: Server for a catering company/student.
You (Pick 5 of the 10 questions to answer)
1. Biggest turn on & turn off: My biggest turn on would be unpredictability, someone who’s maybe loosing their mind but only because their mind is so vast and full of captivating thoughts that it would make sense for one to get lost in it. I once fell in love with a boy who I only knew for a very short period of time, and there was never really an “us.” I was sitting next to him having the most hilarious interesting conversation, when all of a sudden we stopped talking he drew his head slowly away from me, I was befuddled, and then started BARKING loudly at me. He then told me he sometimes barks when there’s nothing left to say or when he's pleased. He barked also when he walked me home with a smile. Unfortunately he doesn’t remember me and everytime I talk to him he asks the same thing. “Velva where are you from?” “Seattle? Oh I have a friend friend up ---“ I know, you tell me this everytime. “Say Velva, what’s your middle name” by this point, I’ve told him so many times, I tell him it’s “Bulldozer” because my Dad isn’t very funny and he said he would’ve liked to name me that.
Biggest turn off: Not being able to understand the hilarity of cliches, old fashioned speaking, and awkwardness.
2. Make us laugh (picture, video, or text):
Click to view3. Show us your concept of beauty (ONE image of a face and ONE of an object, design, painting, photograph, etc.):
Androgyny at it's finest.
6. Inform us of, preferably display, some hidden talent(s) - something unique & interesting.
Here’s my Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/48417525@N00/
I go to an evil corporate auto-accept art school and I’m majoring in Illustration.
Something unique: my shoe size is 1 ½.
7. Why the hell are you applying here? I do know that I really don’t like nice rating communities very much just because when everyone gets in. I could really care less what your cat looks like. I don’t need you. I have LOLcat. So yeah I want to get out of that. It’s hard for most people to be interesting on the internet. And hopefully y’all know how to weed those suckers out. But I'm honestly a whee bit intimidated by how analytical and serious you guys are about this. And there’s a whole lotta tricks here and there to see if you can catch people being dumb. If you caught me, uh cool, you won?
The Community (Answer Everything)
Who is the supreme overlord of the universe? Jessica I guess...
Define Beauty OR Bitch. (Pull from dictionaries and we'll reject you on the spot.) Oh you’re gonna git some artsy fartsy shit up in this joint. Nah, not really. Beauty is being awed. Each piece of it could be individually ‘ugly’ but together as one entity it’s something perfect.
Bitch:
New York, but I have to admit I kind of loved her when she got her own show. I hate her so much I love her. Same goes with Tila Tequilla but she terrifies me in completely different way.
Promote us in your userinfo, a post in your journal or in an active community not solely set up for promotion. Link us directly to your promotion. (Advertise in a community that doesn't allow it and you'll be auto-rejected and banned.): http://kinksterr.livejournal.com/profile
If you were allowed a threesome opportunity with any two Stamped Members, whom would you choose and why?
9ah
Oh lordy-lordy! She seems like the type of person I’d stare at through reflections through windows of public transit, trying not to be obvious, maybe even sauve. The type of crushes I have based completely on ambiance alone. The picture of her as a zombie with plaid on plaid on plaid and what stripes? Whaaat b-b-but that’s against the rules in the fashion bible it says so right her--- but FUCK! It actually works. And I'm unfortunatly I'm pretty judging when it comes to style. I’d be a giddy schoolgirl if she’d invite me along to one of her fantastic adventures.
x_onlyindreams_
And you! You precious bundle of joy you! He reminds me of John Krasinski from The Office, so sooo loveable.
Pick one existing member and one recent applicant who ought to be dressed as seals and thrown into shark-infested waters. Colourfully explain your choice. (Hint: This is your chance to show us your stuff. Wuss out and you'll be automatically rejected.)
bondage_siren
She seems like the type of person to overuse the word ‘random.’ Methinks it’s an obnoxious word. No one’s really random, or atleast anyone who uses that word excessively to explain themselves. Those type of extroverts are not funny, just annoying.
Oh and this bothered me “Age: 16(this is going to get me a "OMG u b yungin! dis m33n u hav no brain. NO")” Oh please. No one actually talks like that. That is the internet’s version of impersonating someone mentally retarded. Even as children, that was never funny. In general, I think she’s trying to hard to be funny. However I do think she’s kind of cute. Her dyed pink and purple hair surprisingly doesn’t look trashy at all. I dig it actually.
crashtheparty Everything was answered so literally. I think the funnest part about rating communities is answering the questions. Don't be boring about it.
Explain to us in amusing detail the best reason(s) for rejecting your application.
My bushy brows, but I think they're pretty swanky. I was Miss Sassy Pants when I filled this application so my mood may have made some of my answers really long-winded, irrelevant, or just plain ridiculous. I also don’t care about being politically correct. I repeat a lot of the same words like the word "just" it's ju-- It's a filler.
What question do you feel should be on this application? Why? Now answer the question.
Should a mess always be cleaned? I’ve never heard that question before but it’s a vague one and I’d like to see who’s very nit picky and for what reason. My answer: No because I think being messy is honest, it may not be nice to look at but you find stories and secrets about a person in a messy room. Maybe we should keep things to ourselves and hide them, but sometimes I don’t think it’s necessary and I think a good mess can be quite charming. I just don’t like things trying to hard to be perfect such as raising a child, to hide them from all that’s bad from the world doesn’t really protect them or make them a better person. I think the most amazing genuine people live in messes and chaos.
Pictures:
At least three clear face shots- this means face forward, no high contrast. Ten picture maximum: one must be a candid shot, another a salute.
I'm 4'10''