fresh meat.
*coughs awkwardly*
Well, I've been here more than 48 hours, and I apoligize for being such a lazy ass. Here is your application, beauties and bitches.
Basics
Name: Lucy
Age: 16
Geographical Location: Canada
Relationship Status: Single (and thriving)
Occupation: Musician, you know, the kind who sit on the corner of the street with a guitar and a hat..?
You
Three things you find beautiful AND three things you find repulsive (Feel free to incorporate images.):
Beautiful:
1. A loved guitar. A real scratched up and discoloured one. You really get good vibes from a loved guitar. At least I do, anyways.
2. The Union Jack. Everytime I see it, it makes me feel closer to home, even though I live in Canada, I always have lived in Canada, and I always will live in Canada.
3. The deleted Patrick Fugit and Macaulay Culkin make-out scene in Saved!. That was HOT.
Repulsive:
1. Clones, Squids, whatever you want to call them, they're all the same. GET A PERSONALITY. This reasoning also includes clone music, by the way.
2. Liars. because when they actually tell the truth, you think they're lying, and you accuse them of lying, and you look like a jackass. Like if someone told you their best friend died. God, I hate myself.
3. Music that assaults my ears on the rare occasions the two meet (Lady Gaga, Brittney Spears, Rihanna, Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montanna, Miley Cyrus ect.).
Draw yourself in MS Paint.
Name three things you’d like to accomplish in your life.
1. Sleep with Patrick Fugit, my indie-guitar GOD.
2. Perform in a band to an audience over 100 people.
3. Dance with Paul McCartney. Don't ask why, I just think that our dancing styles would compliment eachother. Not that I've seen him dance. Just a guess.
Show and tell us three things about yourself (perhaps talents you have?) that we wouldn't necessarily guess from perusing your application and journal.
1. I have 'enthusiasm', which is a mental condition that causes me to obsess with everything. For example, last year I was obsessed with the Beatles. Every other song in my music library was deleted, all of my shirts had to have something Beatle-y on it, and I had to buy everything Beatles I could get my hands on. Apparently it's getting better, but it's a pretty horrbile thing to have.
2. I was a real screwed up kid... my childhood heartthrobs were Woody, fromToy Story, Larry the Cucumber, Ray (the Ghostbuster), and Obi Wan Kenobi.
3. The first song I ever learned how to play on guitar was 'Ahead by A Century', by the Tragically Hip, and I still haven't actually heard it.
This is your space to do anything you like. Go for it.
My brother is my idol. He doesn't live to please other people, he never has. He's always smiling. He finds beauty and creativity in things that others think are usless, or just look over them completely... like a zhers bag, or something. He can't talk, but he finds other ways to express himself. He's five. I love him more than the world itself, and I had to mention him here, even if I don't have an edge or attitude in what I'm talking about.
The Community (Answer Everything)
How do you intend to contribute?
Often. Those are my intentions, anyways. This place looks pretty solid. The applications kind of fun, too.
Who is the supreme overlord of the universe?
TESSA. the hand, dog props. or, Aquilium to be specific.
Promote us in your userinfo, a post in your journal or in an active community not solely set up for promotion. Link us directly to your promotion. (Advertise in a community that doesn't allow it and you'll be auto-rejected and banned.):
It would be here.
If you could pick any stamped member to marry, whom would you choose and why?
x_onlyindreams_.
He made me laugh. He plays piano. He's beautiful. His picture of the city was brilliant. And most of all, he reminds me of Eugene, off of Wristcutters:A Love Story, the russian GOD.
As beautiful a thing as it might be, we can't guarantee you'll get all yes votes. Which member are you most counting on to be in your camp? Why do you like this person and why do you hope and think this person will like you?
Mm, Well, I don't know. Whoever made that bread that showed up on my friends page, because it looked fucking GREAT. Oh, and onlyindreams, because he likes Canadians. It's my best shot, I would say.
Pick one member AND one recent applicant who ought to be dressed as seals and thrown into shark-infested waters. Colourfully explain your choice. (Hint: This is your chance to show us your stuff. Wuss out and you'll be automatically rejected.)
meremeremere, on the account of her application bored me to death. I mean, I'm sure that she's nice and everything, and she loves her family very much, obviously. But she just kept going ON and ON... I mean, the applications not for the bloody kid. In her defense, her and her kid are beautiful.
_theperfectlie, on the account of the world has enough fucking emos and clones, she needs to go back to myspace where she belongs. The way I see it, facebook is for creepers and clones, myspace is for emos and listening to indie bands, and LJ is for artists and writers. Everyone else GTFO.
Explain to us in amusing detail the best reason(s) for rejecting your application.
Well, you know, I've been here for almost a month and havent done anything. Just kind of lurked and drooled over a random picture of bread, one day. I'm pretty creepy, I'm hyprocritical, I'm lazy. I'm not too hyped on getting accepted, it's more of something to do on a regular basis. And to be completely honest, I lied about my age.
What question do you feel should be on this application? Why? Now answer the question.
What's on your bedroom wall? It's what you wake up to every morning, what you go to sleep to everynight. It watches you when you get dressed. It knows when you've been naughty, It knows when you've been nice. It knows you best, it should reflect you best.
As far as posters go, I have 14. Ten are Beatles. The others are Bob Dylan, The Who, Kurt Cobain and The Rolling Stones. I have a Rolling Stone magazine collage, a Beatle/Jim Sturgess collage, a painting of a rainbow done by my best friend for my brithday, and a pillar covered in old polaroids from when I was a kid.
Pictures
At least three clear face shots- this means face forward, no high contrast. Ten picture maximum: one must be a candid shot, another a salute.
Well. Vote away.