My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulbeaux goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as a rabid Claymate._lickmywhat gives you 7 green passionfruit-flavoured miniature candy bars.beccatigress tricks you! You get a dead frog.crownzeal gives you 1 dark green lemon-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.dizmo tricks you! You get a rock.funnypandachick gives you 18 light ( Read more... )

"It's like, OH my GOD, there's PENISES with LEAVES! I don't KNOW!" ~ Erin.

Eh, what the hell.

Tell me 5 things you like about me. In return, put this in your journal to see what people like about you.

Anyone reading this who likes Clay Aiken at all:

Go HERE and download the "Fever" montage.

ESPECIALLY if:
1) you find Clay Aiken irresistibly sexy
2) you like him, but have no idea why I find him irresistibly sexy

HAYLEY, THIS MEANS YOU. DOWNLOAD THIS NOW.

Given that I plan on my bachelorette party being there, that actually works. I'll be almost 40, though, and he'll be 43. Second marriage, maybe? Do I get steplamblets?

PSA for non-Oxonians on my FL ( Read more... )

LJMeme.com Crush Meme

Number of crushes on me so far: 4

Dude. OK, Erin admits she is one of them, for the sake of silliness. But I am still completely confused here. If there are three random people in the world with crushes on me then why can I still not get a date ( Read more... )

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TRL starts at 4 here.

I have a doctor's appointment at 4.

Kill me.

*goes to harangue Mom into taping*

deafbusta drew it to my attention in a comment thread on fuskeez's journal that today is the one-year anniversary of me writing this piece ( Read more... )