even i thought i was black, i'll admit it.
check out my antibiotics.
that shit's hot.
especially since you can see scott's eyebrow
and me sticking my finger through my ear
and bobble-head jesus.
i took this from brett.
If I were a month I would be: april.
If I were a day of the week I would be: 2 am saturday morning.
If I were a time of day I would be: 12:34.
If I were a planet I would be: planet x.
If I were a sea animal I would be: anemonie.anemominie.ameneminie.whatever.
If I were a direction I would be: south-southeast.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a tasteful end table.
If I were a sin I would be: lust.
If I were a liquid I would be: saltwater.
If I were a stone, I would be: hard?
If I were a bird, I would be: peacock.haha.cock.
If I were a tool, I would be: a screwdriver.so that way, i could double as a drink, too.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: michigan state flower [the construction cone].
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: purple black thunderstorm.
If I were a mythical character, I would be: duhdonnanana.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: timpani's.
If I were an animal, I would be: fucked like one.
If I were a color, I would be: hot fucking pink.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a cucumber.erotic.
If I were a sound, I would be: hurr double hurr hurr.
If I were an element, I would be: fire.
If I were a car, I would be: stingray.
If I were a song, I would be: polar bear summer, i hate myself.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: i would be a lion's gate film.
If I were a book, I would be written by: chuck palahniuk.i can't spell.
If I were a food, I would be: fatty, that's for sure.most likely deep fried.
If I were a place, I would be: SAN FRANCISCO.<33333333
If I were a material, I would be: broken-in denim.
If I were a taste, I would be: a bad aftertaste.
If I were a scent, I would be: givenchy indecence.
If I were a religion, I would be: justincaseism.
If I were a word, I would be: regret.
If I were a decade, I would be: 1920's.
If I were an object, I would be: a lens.
If I were a body part I would be: hands.
If I were a facial expression I would be: longing.
If I were a subject in school I would be: photography.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: a seagull in finding nemo.
If I were a shape I would be a: an octogon.
If I were a number I would be: 3.1415925969792318...
today we're celebrating thanksgiving [formerly last thursday], my father's 51st birthday [formerly yesterday], and my brother's 22nd birthday [soon to be tuesday].i'm probably going to move out before him.dumb.
that shit's hot.
especially since you can see scott's eyebrow
and me sticking my finger through my ear
and bobble-head jesus.
i took this from brett.
If I were a month I would be: april.
If I were a day of the week I would be: 2 am saturday morning.
If I were a time of day I would be: 12:34.
If I were a planet I would be: planet x.
If I were a sea animal I would be: anemonie.anemominie.ameneminie.whatever.
If I were a direction I would be: south-southeast.
If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a tasteful end table.
If I were a sin I would be: lust.
If I were a liquid I would be: saltwater.
If I were a stone, I would be: hard?
If I were a bird, I would be: peacock.haha.cock.
If I were a tool, I would be: a screwdriver.so that way, i could double as a drink, too.
If I were a flower/plant, I would be: michigan state flower [the construction cone].
If I were a kind of weather, I would be: purple black thunderstorm.
If I were a mythical character, I would be: duhdonnanana.
If I were a musical instrument, I would be: timpani's.
If I were an animal, I would be: fucked like one.
If I were a color, I would be: hot fucking pink.
If I were a vegetable, I would be: a cucumber.erotic.
If I were a sound, I would be: hurr double hurr hurr.
If I were an element, I would be: fire.
If I were a car, I would be: stingray.
If I were a song, I would be: polar bear summer, i hate myself.
If I were a movie, I would be directed by: i would be a lion's gate film.
If I were a book, I would be written by: chuck palahniuk.i can't spell.
If I were a food, I would be: fatty, that's for sure.most likely deep fried.
If I were a place, I would be: SAN FRANCISCO.<33333333
If I were a material, I would be: broken-in denim.
If I were a taste, I would be: a bad aftertaste.
If I were a scent, I would be: givenchy indecence.
If I were a religion, I would be: justincaseism.
If I were a word, I would be: regret.
If I were a decade, I would be: 1920's.
If I were an object, I would be: a lens.
If I were a body part I would be: hands.
If I were a facial expression I would be: longing.
If I were a subject in school I would be: photography.
If I were a cartoon character I would be: a seagull in finding nemo.
If I were a shape I would be a: an octogon.
If I were a number I would be: 3.1415925969792318...
today we're celebrating thanksgiving [formerly last thursday], my father's 51st birthday [formerly yesterday], and my brother's 22nd birthday [soon to be tuesday].i'm probably going to move out before him.dumb.