hey. i was reading through journals. and i fucking hate all of most of you. now there are some i care for. but i can count them on one hand. so ya know what. everyone i dont care about. fuck off. fuck you. and if i ever see you in person im gonna fucking kill you. you dont understand. noone cares about you, but you. and if i see your fucking face i ( Read more... )

holy shit. the simpsons rolling stones rock n roll fantasy camp rocks it hard. "if everyone plays guitar were gonna run out. look at all the other great instruments we have, like bass." "grrr! GIMME A GUITAR!" FUCK ( Read more... )

man, this song is about trying to get a catholic school girl to lay you. man, billy joel rocks it. oh yeah. i was mowing the lawn. getting ready to clean up with the leaf blower. and i had to fill it up with gas. i put too much in and the gas got all over my arm. so now my left arm is soaked in gasoline. if it wouldnt burn off my epidermis i would ( Read more... )

man i wish whenever someone called me an asshole we would make a gratuitous sex scene *wayne's world, greatest movie of all time*. i think i should add more friends. but guh. i like when people comment it makes me smile. i need a pair of tremsetters.

holy fucking shit. not only do we sell puerto ricans in vending machines ("homies" action figures) we now sell polermos. yes, thats right. you can go to your local wal*mart and you can buy, for the low low price of 50 cents, an italian or a puerto rican. OUT OF A VENDING MACHINE!!!! you cant, well you shouldnt, but i guess you can, cuz you did, ( Read more... )

GROWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I JUST SCRATCHED MY MOVING PICTURES ALBUM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM INFURIATED!!!!!!!!!!!

so anyway. today was rocking. so i rocking that when i got home i was inspired to journal. i havent seen christina all day, thats a first, and a non-rocking delta to my rocking day. i stopped by, but noone was home. bonnie came over snd picked me up. we took her little sister to the humane society and we played with the animals. i like it there. i ( Read more... )

ok. i did it. i made a livejournal. i was goin to yesterday but i couldnt think up a user name. then today. bam! i saw it! we were at super wal*mart and we looked at the sticker machine. and there was a sticker. it was a purple beaver with a bionic eye, an accessory belt, ammo belts, and 2 ak-47's, and it said "BEAVER WARRIOR". so i took it as a ( Read more... )