update!

[beavis321]

school is doin' awesome. i'm still single...and will probably always be. according to my sister i'm going to be the cat lady. That's a lot better than I thought..at least I'll have cats. I don't understand guys at all! They're probably more complex than chicks. Why is it that I go to hang out w someone, kiss them exchange how much we like each

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[sonofclyde]

hey kiddoppo, good to see you're still alive. Unfortunately I was just able to talk my friend melissa into giving me a haircut, but just the same we should grab some beers and catch up. Seriously, where's the love for your little brother?

yfusfus

[beavis321]

I replied to this already but my work computer gave me some weird message. just in case i shall send again....i go to FIT every night and get out at 9 pm (Mon-Thurs) we should meet up sometime. My digits are 516-780-2288

[gdawz]

guys aren't more complex than chicks. we just have bigger wieners.

and no one should ever date anyone, ever again. then we should turn the carpool lanes at kindergartens around the world into big Slip n' Slides. and we should throw bowling balls at the pope. once these things have been done, all of the attractive women in the world will come to one conclusion: david altman is the key to our salvation and happiness. But i'll have left town by this point, leaving only a tape recorder that just has a recording of me laughing, endlessly (for 60-90 minutes). Then i'll get really sad and eat a lot of peanut butter, and think about naked girls.

These are my predictions for Sept-Dec of this year.

hey

[beavis321]

whats up dave? where have you been all my life?! ( other than tower and in bklyn with jimmy...r u still living with him anyway?)

Re: hey

[gdawz]

Hells no. Thankfully, I live on the lonesome now, in a bunker in Astoria.

I don't know where I've been all your life, but for the past eight months I've been working in SoHo at the adidas Originals Store and, surprising myself most of all, enjoying the hell out it.

Talk to me now.

PROXY

[gdawz]

hey, you know what just happened, just right three seconds ago?

i called a number i had written down with your name on it, and it didn't work. it's a pretty old number. so you should tell me how to get ahold of you, because i want to hang out. and, er, y'know. by proxy, that means you should too.

Re: PROXY

[beavis321]

hahahaha
its actually posted above these posts. 516 7802288
i changed the other number a year and a half ago bc i didnt want you calling me anymore . :D
im in the city from mon-thurs. i get out of class around 9 on those days. we should totally meet up and beat the crap out of old people together :D

yes, well...

[gdawz]

there's a clever response here about how i saw those numbers.
but im glad you posted them again anyway.