three office drabbles (roy/karen, jim/pam, jim/dwight) g-pg

[bebitched]

title: how to learn history in cubes
fandom: the office
character(s)/pairing(s): roy/karen
rating: pg 
word count: 100
spoilers: set early s3, before the merger 
summary: roy picks up a girl at the hardware store.

Comments

[slybrunette]

I'm in ur journal, reading ur fic.

Idek what's going on with the above; I'm somewhere between tipsy and exhausted. And I kind of want to read something that's not 10,000+ words. So. Hi.

she looked at him like a swamp monster when he offered to microwave their cold, breakfast pizza

Oh my god, freaking word. Cold pizza is the perfect breakfast food. Also, Roy/Karen? Would totally happen. Because of the irony. I could make a joke about the nuts and bolts aisle and beginning a question with 'is this too big' but I won't.

dismissing palm reading as hot air on cold hands

That's just a really pretty turn of phrase for a surprisingly depressing drabble.

he wonders if they’ll reminisce in retirement like they old friends

Scary thoughts abound.

I liked these. Sometimes I miss that show.

[bebitched]

Thanks, bb! Glad you could take sanctuary in the shortness of them ;)

I've been missing it lately, which can only mean two things: epic rewatch and/or catching up on the current episodes.

[slybrunette]

Rewatch always sounds better. I mean, there's a reason you've taken so long to actually catch up.