I'm happy. Are you?
Do you think your ex still wants to be with you?
I don't have an ex, but I'm pretty sure my boyfriend still wants to be with me.
What is a word you say a lot?
Cunt.
Is there anything you should be worried about?
Medical Education.
Ever wondered what it would be like dating the same gender as you?
Not dating, which probably says I'm not ready for that. I'm not attracted to women, but never say never, whatever say whatever.
You're up after 3 AM, what's the reason?
Weed, youtube, Stiabhna.
Are you in a relationship with anyone?
Yes. Stiabhna.
What will/did you do today?
Woke up, ate too many Guillian chocolate, bike ride, cigarettes.
Is smoking a turn off?
Not really for me, but I know other people don't think it's very attracted. It can smell bad at 4 am.
Has a boyfriend girlfriend ever put alcohol/drugs before you?
Never.
Every girl needs a little black dress. Do you agree?
It's an important part of your wardrobe if you are disorganised.
Are you in love?
Yes. With many things, and many people.
Why aren't you dating the last person who you texted?
Because she's one of my best friends, and we're both in love with boys.
Do you think you can last in a relationship for over 6 months?
I know I can, and I hope I can right now.
Have you ever lost someone you wish you didn't?
Yes. And I wish it wasn't because of my insecurities and pessimism.
Do you enjoy reading?
And you know this.
What are your parents doing right now?
Mum's chilling in New Zealand with my uterusless grandmother. In fact they are both unterusless. My dad's probably battling the crowd leaving the MCG after Collingwood vs Carlton.
How many cigarettes have you smoked today?
Four. Ty seven.
4 months ago, who did you have a crush on?
Stiabhna.
Say something to someone without stating names:
I want you to know that I love you without having to say it. That's what is holding me back.
What is your dream car?
Ute.
Do you honestly have feelings for someone at the moment?
Oh the places you'll go, when only you learn to dream.
Is there anything upsetting you?
Me. But it's not important.
How is the weather?
Autumnal and I love it.
What's the closest item that is yellow?
Bookcase. How horrid.
Are you eating/drinking anything right now?
No.
What jewelry are you wearing?
Greenstone, thready bracelets that I never take off.
Do you live with anyone who smokes?
All of them, various things.
What is next to your bed?
Clothes, rubbish, books, cds, tampons.
Do you have somewhere you hide things you don't want anyone else to find?
Yes, between my mattress. Or in my pocket, wherever I go, or up my sleeve, or in my heart.
Is there beer in your refrigerator at the moment?
Always.
Have you ever been in the shower when the power went out?
There would be death.
Is there anyone you have been avoiding lately?
No.
If someone tells you a secret, do you keep it?
Yes. Sometimes. Sometimes they're dangerous, sometimes they need to be told.
Did you spend Valentine's Day alone?
Who could be bothered remembering? So not with anyone special, I guess.
Is your hair up in a ponytail?
Not right now. It's lopsided. It has bipolar.
What are your plans for the evening?
Essay, cigarettes, sleep. Hopefully in that order.
Who was the last person you were on the phone with?
Stiabhna.
When was the last time you spent the night at someone else's house?
Friday.
Where was the last place you went?
The back of a closed cafe with my friend Eve.
When was the last time you rode in a car with someone else?
Today, with my brother. He got Hungry Jacks. Ew. I ate his chips.
What'd you say if the last person you kissed showed up at your door?
Thank God, free house. Tea? Coffee? Goon?
Have you ever gotten drunk with the last person you spoke to?
Always.
Do you remember what your last dream was about?
I was falling, and usually I jerk awake as I hit the ground. This time I didn't, I saw it all.
What was the last item you spent money on?
Pouch of Drum.
What did you do for your last birthday?
Two dollar peeps!
Do you have a sensitive gag reflex?
No. I wish I did, but also not.
Where are you the most ticklish?
The sides of my tummy, under my arms.
What was the last situation to upset you?
Getting told I am not housesitting when I was depending on it. I was in a hysterical state of mind, okay internet.
Are you at risk for any medical issues?
My uterus is ticking, I can hear it.
Is there anything near you that's considered dangerous?
The internet.
What is just down the hall from where you're located?
My pigsty. (My room)
What was the last thing you prepared in the oven?
Cupcakes, yum.
Is anything in your hair right now, like gel, hairspray etc?
A bobbypin?
How do you typically style your hair? Does it take long?
I don't, I just try to hide it.
When was the last time you were up before the sun?
The 22nd of April, to go for a ride, to give a present, to steal some kisses.
What do you think in general of girls with short hair?
Nice neck.
Are you a trendsetter or follower?
I do what I want. If my friends are inspiring, so be it, that's why we're friends.
Do you take a lot of risks?
I try not to. I try to talk them into being calculated adventures.
When was the last time you were sick?
Now.
Do you like how you look?
At night.
Have you ever had an eating disorder?
I don't think so, I can't compare with anyone else's mind.
What colour hair do you like best on the opposite sex?
Black. Red. Red. Red. Red.
Are you a good dancer?
No, but I'm not good at trash talking either. Why should that hold me back?
What are your plans for tomorrow?
Go to uni early to utilise the library, fall asleep in many lectures, learn some Swedish.
What do you hear right now?
The football.
What does your last text say?
"Ha yeah I know they hooked up, I was there. xx"
Who was the last person you kissed?
Stiabhna.
Who did you last cry in front of?
Siobhan.
Have you ever trespassed?
Yes.
Would you care if your friends were into alcohol or drugs?
With the hard question, meme. Everything owns some relevance, everything is owed some time.
Do you tell your parents where you are going?
Mostly. We're all so close it can be suffocating, and sometimes I need secrets.
Are you more attracted to the bad asses, or the goody-goody types?
The ones that I'm attracted to. No-one ever says that they're a role model.
Are you good at explaining things, in general?
I ramble. I mumble. I tumble.
If your friend had a drug-problem would you abandon them?
I hope I haven't, I hope I won't, I think I might.
What do you think of girls who cheat?
What do I think of boys who cheat? What do I think of fidelity? What do I think of lying, of misinformation? What do I think of human nature?
Would you ever see a therapist?
I am a therapist.
What is something that you find utterly boring?
Having no enthusiasm.
What noise/sound can put you to sleep?
Birds tweeting, welcoming the internet.
When you are upset, do you tend to shut others out?
No more than usual. I keep calm and carry on.
When was the last time you were near the ocean?
The bay isn't the ocean. A month ago in Ocean Grove.
Do you know anyone who has depression/is depressed?
Yes.
When you are sad, do you cheer yourself up, or look to others?
Television is my therapist, actually.
Who is the most energetic and happy person you know of?
She who deals with things before they're lost.
Do you wear a lot of black clothing?
Yes. Unfortunately.
What scares you, more than anything else?
The idea of being sepulsive to someone I love. Physically, mentally, socially. It's all deafening.
If there was no afterlife, could you handle it?
I think we create our own afterlife so we don't have to think about it now. Unfortunately it excites us, tittles us, that even if we fuck up right now we can be forgived and validated in our next opportunity.
Were you ever in a hurry to grow up? How'd that work out?
One never grows up.
Do people have to earn your respect?
No, they just have to not be fuckwits.
What is something you've learned about trust?
It doesn't equate to the amount of time you have known someone. And it can be flawed, and that's fine too.
Can you agree to disagree, easily?
No. Yes. It depends on the person. If they're a fuckwit, I will disagree until my breath hovers dying.
Do you try to persuade others to think like you?
What fun would that be?