RedbeardDaPyrate (12:48:24 AM): applesauce is my favorite fruit substitute
B e c k y 83089 (12:48:40 AM): fruit substitute?
RedbeardDaPyrate (12:48:47 AM): yeah
RedbeardDaPyrate (12:48:55 AM): it's not quite a fruit, but it's not quite not
RedbeardDaPyrate (12:49:13 AM): think about it
RedbeardDaPyrate (12:49:17 AM): it's made from apples
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My socks don't match.  I've been wearing them all day and just now noticed.  Wow.

N.E.R.D. really makes me about fifteen kinds of happy.  They make me feel so gangsta.

My boyfriend reads me like a book and sometimes it's creepy as shit.  Not complaining.

Don't let me forget my cell phone charger Thursday. 

What's with boys putting pictures of firearms on their MySpaces?  Girls aren't going to be like "Ohh!  Gun!  Do me!".  It isn't a sign of masculinity.  If anything, it makes them look like pussies.  Learn to fight with your bare hands, then we'll talk.

Honestly, though... I'm a liberal.

Antibiotics are making me feel sicker than I did originally.  ( Read more... )

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I'm really going to stop doing surveys for awhile.  I have this journal to talk about myself and my life so, a year from now, I can come back and read it and see how much I've changed.

I have a feeling I'm not going to get into Pitt.  Just a feeling.

I talked to Ashley tonight for a little while.  One major thing that's changed with my attitude ( Read more... )

THE CANS:

Can you blow a bubble? I hate gum.

Can you dance? Yes.

Can you do a cart wheel? Yep.

Can you tie a cherry stem with your tongue? No.

Can you touch your toes? I can put my palms on the ground.  I'm pretty flexible.

Can you whistle? Not at all.

Can you wiggle your ears? No.

Can you wiggle your nose? Yep.

THE DIDS:

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Never thought I'd be all right
Until you came and changed my life
What was cloudy now is clear
You're the light that I needed

Apparently I'm a horrible person in my sleep.

Sorry. =(

You've got me love stoned.

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