005 ♜ [voice]

[becauseheswill]

There was a concept a friend of mine introduced me to about how humans can be represented by animals, based on certain aspects of their personality or character. Like, a secretive person might be some sort of phasmid - a stickbug - or an animal that looks like it's poisonous, but isn't. I almost wonder if those who were affected by the flood

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[sixthanimorph]

What do you care?

[He sounds tired. Like he hasn't gotten much sleep.]

[He looks tired too.]

[becauseheswill]

Why shouldn't I?

[sixthanimorph]

You're not my warden, I kinda talk trash about you... you're not my warden?

[Normally, he'd have something a bit more clever. But not today.]

[becauseheswill]

You talk trash about me? [He actually sounds sort of amused.]

[worstsongever]

...I almost wish I was affected, now.

[becauseheswill]

Got any ideas of what you would have been?

[worstsongever]

Not even a clue.

[becauseheswill]

It's just an idea. You could have been something that didn't make sense at all.

[19centconstable]

What would being a pig say about a person?

[becauseheswill]

I don't know. Aren't pigs supposed to be clever?

[19centconstable]

People keep saying that. It makes me wonder what pigs you've all met.

[becauseheswill]

I'm not personally with any pigs, actually.

[young_idealist]

I was a rabbit, lop-earred. I can make guesses about such a thing.

[becauseheswill]

Is that a bad thing?

[young_idealist]

I already knew I wasn't a fighter.

[becauseheswill]

That certainly isn't a bad thing.

[expectremorse]

...What about a Hyena?

[becauseheswill]

I guess you'd be driven, predatory, opportunistic... I don't know specifically, I'm not a zoologist.

[expectremorse]

...Gives us a fucking basis for that fucking flood right? [He rubs at his eye] Anything would work.

Besides, that seems really accurate.

[becauseheswill]

Really?