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[beccamonkey]

oh man, I just found the funniest thing ever. I was reading through my old livejournal posts and foundTyso remember how a few weeks ago I told phil once and for all that I wasn't going to date him? well, apparently that didn't make sense to him, because he kept on calling me. after avoiding his phone calls for awhile I decided the other night to just answer the phone and have a chat with him, because what harm could there be in that? hehehe. about thirty seconds into the conversation he told me that he loved me and that he had written a song about me and would I please go out with him the next night and talk. so I was like "I'll go out and talk, but I don't want you saying things and expecting to hear certain things back when I may be saying something different..." so after a night of freaking out and talking the whole thing out with a bunch of people and practicing what I would say (with hans pretending to be phil on the phone, which was quite entertaining), I went to pick him up last night and we went to java hutt in ferndale...right from the beginning I was straightforward...he kept asking me to grab onto him, to rub his back, etc., and I kept saying no. and he kept asking me why, and I was like "because I don't want to send you mixed messages, blah blah blah...I just don't have romantic feelings for you anymore..." and then of course he started saying that he knew that already and he just wanted to be friends. but apparently being friends consists of him staring at my chest, asking me to sit closer to him on the couch, and commenting that my ass looks like it's gotten bigger and he likes that. he spent about an hour telling me how he never had a chance with me because "there's only room for one person in your heart and the space is already taken up..." never once was there an acknowledgement that he was wrong to keep going back and forth between me and his baby's mom. never once did he apologize for that, he just spouted off about how women are all the same and we all treat him like shit and I was just playing head games the whole time and I was acting like a real bitch and women are all cunts, blah blah blah...I think we made quite a scene in java hutt. oh, and according to him I am like gizmo, I start off sweet and cuddly and then suddenly I turn into stripe and start clawing at him with my words. and I am also cold and ruthless.pe your cut conten
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I had forgotten about that whole conversation. the gizmo reference cracks me up, that has to be the best insult I've ever gotten.