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beccnigga

The Offensive Things I Say

Oct 03, 2007 17:18

I'm not proud, but...wait. Yes, I am. -=0D ( Read more... )

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Comments 6

omg... elrenia_andune October 4 2007, 07:33:03 UTC

you are friggin hilarious...i am seriously laughing outloud. i can def see you on comedy central...and screw the last thing i said abt being a cross between ellen degeneres and oprah...you're friggin sarah silverman...*ahem* with a higher IQ, of course :D

Re: omg... beccnigga October 4 2007, 15:39:11 UTC

Hahaha, wait...I got crossed with a lesbian and a black lady? How pissed are my parents gonna be? ZING!

Sarah Silverman, huh? Why? CUZ I LOOK LIKE A JEW?! Yeaaaah, I see right through your racism, Miss Bekah, with your properly spelled Hebrew name. You think you're better than me?! Well you're not!

Glad I put a smile on your face, dearie. -=0D

Re: omg... elrenia_andune October 6 2007, 17:12:50 UTC

ROTFLMAO!!!!! Hey, Silverman is a cutie! And it's ok, we all know you're jewcy :D and we love ya for it:)

moondarq October 4 2007, 22:53:12 UTC

Marry me.

I'll move to whatever cracker midwest state you wanna live in.

It's our DUTY to have lots of fucked up smartass kids to rule the world.

beccnigga October 5 2007, 00:17:04 UTC

Awww, my first proposal! So romantic.

But with my karma, it's likely our kids will come out retarded.

moondarq October 5 2007, 18:50:15 UTC

Retarded? No, I think you mean reSMARTed.

But if you're really worried, we could adopt.