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The Women of Broderick
High School: The Student Body
1988-1990There have been many of you. More than I have ever admitted, whether it was to one of you or even to myself. I am not sure why. There are many of you that would like to call me "the typical man" and I suppose that's true. I am the guy your mother warned you about and all that jazz. Handsome, smooth-talking, a ( Read more... ) -
What Do Lies Taste Like?
My memories of you are rain ( Read more... ) -
The Boy I Love > The Boy You Love
Because some girls are lucker than others ( Read more... ) -
HEEEELP!
I am going on a 10-day hiatus. I'll be in Georgia. Eating peaches ( Read more... ) -
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I just wanted to thank all of you that I called to wish a Merry Christmas for not calling me back and wishing me the same. Really, it warms my heart to know that the lot of you couldn't take 30 seconds out of your day to pick up a fucking phone and say, "Merry Christmas to you, too."
This actually doesn't apply to Pat and Jen because they were in ( Read more... ) -
Stop the catbox! Stop the catbox!
I have always found screwed up versions of lyrics to be terribly funny. They even have one of those little daily calendars, you know, where you rip off a sheet every day and there's a new quote or comic or whatever, only with this one, with every day there's a new lyrical fuck up.
RIOTOUS, I tell you. Simply hysterical. <3(3.14 ( Read more... ) -
I am a bad person.
I just want to say that I love Asian people. I think you guys are great ( Read more... ) -
Okae, one more letter.
But this one isn't so funny ( Read more... )