So Gunnar Nelson has officially arrived on Celebrity Fit Club 3, and ya know I think he needs his butt kicked for something he said about himself... I'll get to that later... I want to start off just by saying that the things in this are from me, and I"m going to be very honest, and you may not like some of the things I say about him, but you know ( Read more... )

So yeah I finally got to see the Nelson's on Larry King Live... and Gunnar... Are ya skinny enough yet? You need to eat something. Seriously... you look way too skinny... but still he has those kinds of shoulders that... it's like woa. So he's still hot, but... c'mon. You weren't fat to begin with ( Read more... )

Ok... I know 2005 was here ... but I'm not quite sure where it went! Now it's 2006, I'm 1 year from a 5 year high school reunion (if my class chooses to have one).. my sister's 10 year is this year, my mothers 30 year is this year... damn I feel as if my years are really beginning to fly by. This year I will hit my 23rd birthday, my sister will be ( Read more... )

Dude, my husband gave me my big christmas present yesterday... It was a fuckin' grandfather clock! Where the hell did the money come from to buy that? I'm not complaining.. anybody who knows me knows I LOVE LOVE CLOCKS! I want a room full of them! Oh yeaaaaaaaaaaah ( Read more... )

Yessir, it's that time of year... the HOLIDAY SEASON! I only say HOLIDAY, because you gotta get through thanksgiving first... then CHRISTMAS... ugh... BAH HUMBUG. I'd like it a little more if it weren't for the damned christmas shopping. Crowded malls, packed stores, no parking spots, ----- shoot me ( Read more... )

Well considering everybody keeps calling Toccara a "lard ass"... I suppose I'll never be model material? Why? Well... I don't wear a size 0... or anything close to it. I guess my feet are too big.. I wear a 10 1/2. My boobs are too big. I wear a 38DD... I suppose my waist is probably too big... it's 27 inches. Yeah... That's really fat. My jeans ( Read more... )

Ok not really... I don't have black hair.. .but I... I... ready for this.... I GOT MY HAIR CUT TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!! It was totally traumatic... It's not been cut in three years! It was so long... and tangled and knotty.... I should've tipped the lady.. because she pulled some serious effort with my hair.. it was down to like... my lower lumbar!.. ( Read more... )

What retard actually voted for this trainwreck on "But Can They Sing?"... She's AWFUL. Ok.. no she's WORSE than awful. She flat out sucks. She cannot carry a tune... and hell I couldn't tell the song was "Call Me." Are you people deaf? SHE SUCKS. Or... are we just voting for her because she wears next to nothing? Please her body isn't that ( Read more... )

Hey so I spend the morning taking care of brat1 and brat2, watching MTV Cribs, and some music videos.. yeah I'm shocked.. MTV played something good... See I saw Coheed and Cambria anddddddddd My Chemical Romance. Dude, My Chemical Romance are sooo fucking awesome... see they either still are or already DID come to St. Louis and OF COURSE, I didn't ( Read more... )

Must be nice to be a doctor. Ya know dictate to people what they can and can't do, what they should and shouldn't do... um... hey guess what? Fuck you. This time it's ALL ABOUT ME. Got it? You say, only take tylenol? Well guess what I've taken today? 800mg Ibuprofen, 1 black cohosh root (oh yeah like you know anything about that), 3 Tylenol 3s ( Read more... )