there is no better time to procrastinate

[beckastar]

than on a day off when its pouring rain and you're about to go run on a treadmill at the gym.  google "__________ needs" where "_______" is your name.  my results

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[flipping_hades]

adam needs to shower (eww)
adam needs a break
adam needs an immediate $25 million (yes please!)
adam needs - Phoenix, AZ (no! I do not!)
adam needs his phone back
adam needs someone to move into his apartment and become his new roommate (no thanks, have a wonderful roomie, kthxbai)
adam needs more cowbell!

[beckastar]

cowbell!!11!! FTW!

Discounting the ones that were hits to someone blogging this meme...

[jetspeaks]

Sarah needs a cold shower
Sarah needs more love
Sarah needs your manly vote
Sarah needs batteries
Sarah Needs is on Facebook (poor Sarah Needs, she must be getting a lot of attention)
Sarah needs a miracle
Sarah needs a Wii
Sarah needs to lean on her man
Little Sarah needs your help!

Hmm.

[alibi_shop]

Jeez, I really shouldn't have tried this:

Eli needs a home
Eli needs Crest Whitestrips
Eli needs to step up
Eli needs your help!!
Eli needs our prayers
Eli needs to improve ASAP

I'm seeing kind of a negative theme. But then...

Eli needs a few big blue bodies

[pantryslut]

If I try that, the first 2-3 results are the lists from other bloggers who have done this...

[mykillmouse]

MyKill needs to die or be sent away to bordering school
MyKill needs to start getting used to that, anyway
Mykill Needs Help
all MyKill needs is a little understanding and TLC
MyKill needs a fresh pillow

Bordering school!! I can finally learn to border!