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Quote of the Day
via The Dust, via text:
"I'm judging the obvious homo Mormon missionaries who are canoodling ar Burger King. If they aren't lovers then I'm a Nascar fan." -
Quote of the Day
from Kris, via a potential T-shirt at Target:
"Four out of five ninjas prefer sexually ambiguous tweens." -
Foodtry (Food + Entry = Foodtry)
Last night Kris and I came up with the term "cer-icle." It is a combination of "miracle" and "cereal." This all happened because Debz, from the midwest, said the word "circle ( Read more... ) -
Family Guy
Family Guy sucks lately. What happened?
A follow-up question: who exactly is the Family Guy? Is it Stewie? Or Peter? Or no one? I don't get it. Is it because I missed the first season? Someone help please. -
Over The Limit
I started to type this into Facebook but then realized I had a lot more to say on the subject than just a concise, carefully worded one-liner.
It's raining like a mother and I'm bored as hell. I hate any task I have to do at work right now and I hate my lunch (thus I am putting off the eating of it). I'm not sure why the rain is making me bored-er ( Read more... ) -
Clive or Clyde?
This gchat with Em:
Emily: claude?
clem?
clayton?
me: nope, either clyde or clive.
Emily: both are very very good
me: i know!
its hard to decide.
i will probably know when i see my duck.
Emily: oh def.
i also think it depends on his middle name
which goes better
me: right
so we will have to wait and see!
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Weird.
I had a dream this morning that I came and sat next to Baci on an oversized chair and we started singing "If I Didn't Believe In You" from Last Five Years. It doesn't make a ton of sense for the following reasons:
1. that song isn't a duet
2. in the dream, I didn't know the words
3. I hate oversized chairs
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This is just like Christmas of '06
Current contents of the fridge ( Read more... ) -
Vienna Teng + rain + LUSH Karma = perfect
I've found myself with another span of alone time, and this time I flourished. Well, I didn't necessarily flourish at first, but I got there eventually. First thing going for me is Vienna Teng's song "Lullabye for a Stormy Night." Even though the name is kind of gay, it is the perfect song for tonight. Repeat.
I showered. Now, I hate to shower, but ( Read more... )