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[beckmermaid]

Lesson learned today:

Don't hang patio lights up on your umbrella with:
a low cut shirt OR
your mouth open.

A dead moth tumbled right into my open mouth and when I spit the carcass out, it landed in my cleavage; which made me make sounds and do a dance I don't think I could repeat if I tried.

Blech. Kisses anyone?

Comments

[petermarcus]

YouTube! YouTube!!!!

[preshgsi]

Lol, funny!

[dovie]

If you've ever been to a muny production, you know we get bugs out there. One evening during a show, i'm on stage and standing still during a pivotal scene. I have one arm raised and my mouth open. From out of nowhere a horrible looking bug lands on my arm and makes its way up to my face. The guy next to me who is frozen in place smiling tells me this through his teeth as i start to panic. It made its way to my lips before the scene resumed and i smacked myself in the face to get rid of it. Longest scene EVER in muny history i swear.

[allviolet]

Oh, GROSS. In your mouth?!

[beckmermaid]

*smiles with bug legs stuck to my teeth*

yeah, it was nasty.

[photodiva02]

Oh no!