it's official.  i have a library card to our chinese resource center.  the only thing in english is my name.  complete with bar code and everything.  i even filled out the form.  i am most greatly amused.  it was my idea actually, well i was joking, but the mrs. thought it was a good idea.  you see we're troubleshooting and we're practicing with ( Read more... )

not only am i a receptionist, copy machine savant, chinese font expert but now i am babysitter extraodinare. yesterday second grandtwerp of our illustrious leader was hangin out at the office. he's the only twerp of the three that i care to associate with. the older one is bratty and the youngest one is still a baby. we came to show me his seeds ( Read more... )

ours don't.  i had just seen this commercial advertising cat food and it had this cat stalking some gazelle or zebra on the african savannah, with some pathetic slogan like "....for the inner beast in your cat....FRISKIES!!" something uncreative like that and i remember our three housecats.  they are the laaaazzzzziiest housecats i have ever had ( Read more... )

this has been the longest shortest week ever. so get this, we purchased a new copy machine because we were in dire need of a new one. the old one was like 80 years old and didn't like it if you wanted to make more than 5 copies at a time. our illustrious leader threw down the yuan to buy the simplest basic model available. this new copy machine ( Read more... )

okay so i went to american eagle yesterday and they had the crew-neck shirts i like. they're soft and cheap so i bought a couple and they were having people sign up for their rewards card. it's not a credit card but you swipe it when you purchase the products and you get so many points and at the end of their quarters they send you a statement ( Read more... )

snow day snow day everyone loves a snow day. it's been a snow day most of this week, and i love it!! the bossman is off jumping on his soapbox in europe and inviting others to jesus squat with him. i wonder how many people will find christ this time. he always comes back and has a handful of people that he's "saved". good for him i suppose...it ( Read more... )

bob denver died.....RIP Gilligan.

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so i was ghosting some livejournals and i came upon this one girl's and instead of posting her thoughts or goings on for the day, sometimes she would post bible verses. mostly new testament and psalms...things like "the lord is my shepard...blah blah bladdy bleh." i suppose she does this as a sort of motivation for people, they can stop and take a ( Read more... )

so i was looking at the dhl bill recently. dhl being a fedex type of service. and we use it to mail important things overnight and we want the guarantee that they get there. we use it to mail things to china, a lot. apparently you can't just get away with bulk mailing things to china. the government seizes them because it's considered propaganda ( Read more... )