i gave myself a haircut
and now i have bangs
and i don't regret them one bit

i'm home.

description of paul (of new testament fame) in the non-canonical "acts of paul and thecla ( Read more... )

so i decided that instead of writing my paper or studying for my final i should go through old emails and delete some... i am very bad at deleting but anyway i found this hilarious instant messenger conversation i had with mr. liberatore in october and i couldn't believe i didn't post it here in the first place! here it is (libby, as i like to call ( Read more... )

I have a test tomorrow that I'm not going to do well on. And since I already turned in a paper two days late a few weeks ago, I am not going to do well in the class. And no grades aren't the most important thing but I feel so lame for not having figured it all out. Because I like this class, I like the teacher, so why couldn't I just figure out how ( Read more... )

i'm not going to ghana.
any ideas for last minute summer plans?

i wrote a piece for the oberlin review. please read it. you can find it here ( Read more... )

Does anyone remember that pretty awful motivational speaker we had at an assembly a few years ago? He had people play Simon Says to prove some point. I think he was speaking about drunk driving or something, but he kept saying, "Take advantage of your opportunities," over and over. At least 15 times in the 40-minute presentation. Over the past few ( Read more... )

so i am incapable of doing work tonight. i have three poems due tomorrow and i guess they will be written in the morning? once again, i feel the urge to drop out of school. i will restrain myself. even though i can't go to work i also can't go to sleep because i had the bright idea of eating my dinner at midnight, and included sugary dried ( Read more... )

so i was actually planning on doing a lot of work this afternoon/early evening and being way more responsible than usual, but then i got locked out of my room for a couple of hours. pretty much a sign from the universe that i shouldn't even try. but i have to write some lame 3-4 page thing! and study for a mid-term! i kind of forget how to take ( Read more... )