I was in a fucking car accident today. I'm beyond frustrated that I was hit, but overwhelmingly glad it wasn't my fault. Some moron Costco truck driver hit me when I had the right of way... IN THE PARKING LOT OF TACO BELL ( Read more... )

HAPPY INTERNATIONAL FEEL SORRY FOR YOURSELF DAY!

Come on, do it.

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*(I promise those will come eventually. I know it's been two months and everyone probably forgot I went to Disney World by now, but it's such a pain to narrate 200+ pictures ( Read more... )

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