Chat Log
[Becca]: To be fair, they left the other bodies to the swamp, but the ship was sinking on them.
[Tai]: Yuh.
[Sam]: Burial at sea.
[Sam]: "Peat mummy" is a totally valid method of internment.
[Becca]: https://24.media.tumblr.com/b4af5c1005ab403d0fc236abf87e4408/tumblr_n2cef1c46f1tqa5i9o1_500.jpg
[Scott]: Either this happens or he snaps and starts casting armour from his patients into models of the ark.
[Becca]: Yeah.
[Scott]: "I didn't know that Ark-14 was red-and-white." "Oh, um, yes, for a while it.." "Anyway, have you seen Swerve around?"
[Becca]: http://powderedbones.deviantart.com/art/How-to-woo-the-Train-422573979 -- Astrotrain seems worried.
[Luna]: OH DEAR
[Luna]: Astrotrain. Secure a binding agreement that he can't kill you during sex. Do this immediately. Involve the fae if you must.
[Jess]: *reads reviews about tire dealership software.* :P
[Becca]: Living dangerously there, Jess.
[Wingus]: Treading dangerous water there.
[Tai]: ...
[Sam]: Carlooooos.
[Scott]: Wingus that was wheely terrible, even for you.
[Tai]: I'm getting tired of all the bad puns, man.
[Sam]: *Sighs, gets out kitchen knives.*
[Wingus]: What can I say, I'm tired after a long--DAMN IT TAI
[Sam]: ALSO, we need to kidnap Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Morgan Freeman, and Christopher Lee, and Stephen Spielberg, and lock them in a soundstage with a camera until a movie comes out.
[Pux]: what the shit is that scraping outside it's too daylight and not foggy enough for Pyramid Head
[Charles]: Shockwave's other big secret dirty fetish is to express EMOTIONS
[Charles]: "FACT: I AM FEELING IMPULSES OF INTIMACY OWNERSHIP TOWARDS YOU."
[Charles]: "Yeah, this isn't working out for me," replied Needlenose. "It's not me, it's you. it's really you."
[Charles]: Megatron is actually vanilla and gets really annoyed at people reading a sex thing into how much he beats on Starscream
[Charles]: "There's just something about that guy that really pisses me off."
[Charles]: "His personality."
[Charles]: "yes, thank you Soundwave."
[Charles]: don't do it, Shockwave
[Charles]: Starscream will only betray you
[Charles]: that's probably what Starscream said
[Charles]: "Shockwave, please, don't say it. Don't do it. I'll only betray you. I can't help it, I'll steal all your data and drop you off in the Rad Zone."
[Luna]: Are Shockwave and Starscream getting married?
[Luna]: Is this their wedding vows?
[Tai]: Dem drives, Beni on shotgun, off we go to the Smashed Cat to smash heads.
[Becca]: :D
[Kep]: *Gungan Thrash Metal on the stereo!*
[Jess]: Megatron's method of choosing Transformers for important job positions would be more questionable if we didn't already know that this is the same guy who thought it was a good idea to give Starscream positions of responsibility.
(re: speaking Mando'a in our Star Wars game)
[Becca]: I remember how to cuss, how to call someone my brother, and how to say the food is good.
[Sam]: As a soldier, I am not sure language has any other uses for you?
[Kep]: There is also 'where is bed?'
[Jess]: I always feel a little bad when I just kill from stealth mode, but in my experience, random people in caves filled with vampires, spiders, and bandits are generally not good guys.
[Becca]: An air shaft or an abattoir?
[Liona]: It's an outside inside thingy! :V
[Becca]: Courtyard?
[Liona]: Probably too small to be considered that...
[Becca]: Irritant to the maintenance staff?
[Liona]: Probably that. :V
(re: Minecraft)
[Sam]: I will climb on a stack of dynamite to reach the leaves. Best idea. Very safe. Wow.
(re: Silent Hill)
[Liona]: Oh my god.
[Liona]: Sean Bean.
[Liona]: Doesn't die in this movie.
[Wingus]: how the hell did that happen
[Luna]: Bulkhead: "You got to be in this for the Long Haul." ... I don't want to hear about your pre-war construction-worker romances, Bulkhead.
[Becca]: http://ursulavernon.tumblr.com/post/89403760168/phototoartguy-meanwhile-somewhere-else-at-the
[Wingus]: Babby anteater dragon!
[Becca]: I believe I still owe you some levels for that glass.
[Scott]: You do indeed!
[Becca]: Sam just hires me to do construction. You want bits of my lifeforce. <3
[Scott]: ~Tru friendship~~
[Scott]: "Thanks for those building materials, what can I get you in retu--" "LET THIS FORGE CLAIM A PIECE OF YOUR VERY SOUL THEN OUR ARRANGEMENT IS COMPLETE"
[Jess]: I still find the decision of making Megs co-captain to be HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE, but it is, in all, an improvement.
[Becca]: Yes.
[Becca]: Rodimus agrees with you.
[Jess]: Of course he does!
[Jess]: He does this because I am right, and he is awesome.
[Wingus]: but I like Windblade/Chromia/Metroplex
[Becca]: I haven't caught up on Windblade, I need to do that.
[Becca]: But, I like Megatron/ladies.
[Becca]: Because.
[Becca]: Megatron.
[Becca]: And ladies.
[Wingus]: You make a compelling argument.
(re: Minecraft)
[Becca]: We should build a house out of coal and dynamite and set it on fire.
[Sam]: ... Swindle disapproves of this idea, but Brawl thinks it would be awesome.
[Becca]: (Pux, Pux, the mods let me breed radioactive bees.)
[Puck]: ....what moron allowed you access to radioactive bees
[Becca]: :D
[Puck]: They must be stopped
[Puck]: This is worse than the hellhound
[Becca]: *cackles*
[Becca]: The hellhound is a darling.
[Puck]: You. And a hellhound.
[Becca]: There's also hellbees. :D
[Puck]: I am cutting you off.
[Becca]: Bees!
[Puck]: No, Bex.
[Puck]: No bees.
[Becca]: Aww.
[Puck]: I cannot even begin to express the amount of no.
[Becca]: I need to build my home in this game and start a Wall o' Bee Breeds.
[Puck]: *eyes*
[Becca]: Take one member of each species I've found/won/bred, put it on a shelf.
[Puck]: *eyyyyyyes*
[Becca]: Bees!
[Puck]: *eeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeees*
[Becca]: I'm pretty sure they're not actively harmful if they're not in their hives.
[Puck]: 'pretty sure'
[Wingus]: Also given how long you had Long Feng as your icon, I am going to pretend Draven killed him and took his place
[Mon]: meanwhile, Blitzcrank has no rivals
[Mon]: but like
[Mon]: the most side-eye worthy friends.
[Mon]: Ori, Viktor, and Rammus.
[Mon]: Blitz, honey, I know he's your dad, but c'mon.
[Becca]: *giggles*
[Becca]: Ori and Viktor are rivals.
[Mon]: ...
[Mon]: BLITZ HOW DO YOU EVEN LIVE
[Mon]: i just assume he like
[Mon]: stands there awkwardly
[Mon]: not sure what to do
[Becca]: "Inferior construct."
"The ball is angry."
[Mon]: "R...Recommended Alternative: Enjoy Selves?"
[Wingus]: oh my god Imma kill Sam
[Mon]: what
[Wingus]: he unlocked Volibear for Spont
[Mon]: THAT MOTHERFUCKER
(re: ARAMs, which only have one lane)
[Wingus]: I'm Udyr, and I split-push.
[Becca]: There's no split to push!
[Puck]: ...transformers in king arthur's court
[Becca]: YES
[Becca]: That is an episode.
[Becca]: And it's hella fun.
[Puck]: g1 was made of the purest crack, wasn't it
[Becca]: Yep.
[Becca]: Twisted Fate got pinned between Fiddlesticks and Twitch, disengaged from Fiddlesticks, gold-carded Twitch, and Destinied out with two middle-fingers upraised. (Well, I assume on the rude gestures.)
[Mon]: that sounds about right, to be honest
[Tai]: pffffffffff
[Tai]: that or an extra-stylish flip of the gold card with one hand and a no-look middle finger behind the back at Fiddles as he fucks right off.
[Tai]: Yuh.
[Sam]: Burial at sea.
[Sam]: "Peat mummy" is a totally valid method of internment.
[Becca]: https://24.media.tumblr.com/b4af5c1005ab403d0fc236abf87e4408/tumblr_n2cef1c46f1tqa5i9o1_500.jpg
[Scott]: Either this happens or he snaps and starts casting armour from his patients into models of the ark.
[Becca]: Yeah.
[Scott]: "I didn't know that Ark-14 was red-and-white." "Oh, um, yes, for a while it.." "Anyway, have you seen Swerve around?"
[Becca]: http://powderedbones.deviantart.com/art/How-to-woo-the-Train-422573979 -- Astrotrain seems worried.
[Luna]: OH DEAR
[Luna]: Astrotrain. Secure a binding agreement that he can't kill you during sex. Do this immediately. Involve the fae if you must.
[Jess]: *reads reviews about tire dealership software.* :P
[Becca]: Living dangerously there, Jess.
[Wingus]: Treading dangerous water there.
[Tai]: ...
[Sam]: Carlooooos.
[Scott]: Wingus that was wheely terrible, even for you.
[Tai]: I'm getting tired of all the bad puns, man.
[Sam]: *Sighs, gets out kitchen knives.*
[Wingus]: What can I say, I'm tired after a long--DAMN IT TAI
[Sam]: ALSO, we need to kidnap Patrick Stewart, Ian McKellan, Morgan Freeman, and Christopher Lee, and Stephen Spielberg, and lock them in a soundstage with a camera until a movie comes out.
[Pux]: what the shit is that scraping outside it's too daylight and not foggy enough for Pyramid Head
[Charles]: Shockwave's other big secret dirty fetish is to express EMOTIONS
[Charles]: "FACT: I AM FEELING IMPULSES OF INTIMACY OWNERSHIP TOWARDS YOU."
[Charles]: "Yeah, this isn't working out for me," replied Needlenose. "It's not me, it's you. it's really you."
[Charles]: Megatron is actually vanilla and gets really annoyed at people reading a sex thing into how much he beats on Starscream
[Charles]: "There's just something about that guy that really pisses me off."
[Charles]: "His personality."
[Charles]: "yes, thank you Soundwave."
[Charles]: don't do it, Shockwave
[Charles]: Starscream will only betray you
[Charles]: that's probably what Starscream said
[Charles]: "Shockwave, please, don't say it. Don't do it. I'll only betray you. I can't help it, I'll steal all your data and drop you off in the Rad Zone."
[Luna]: Are Shockwave and Starscream getting married?
[Luna]: Is this their wedding vows?
[Tai]: Dem drives, Beni on shotgun, off we go to the Smashed Cat to smash heads.
[Becca]: :D
[Kep]: *Gungan Thrash Metal on the stereo!*
[Jess]: Megatron's method of choosing Transformers for important job positions would be more questionable if we didn't already know that this is the same guy who thought it was a good idea to give Starscream positions of responsibility.
(re: speaking Mando'a in our Star Wars game)
[Becca]: I remember how to cuss, how to call someone my brother, and how to say the food is good.
[Sam]: As a soldier, I am not sure language has any other uses for you?
[Kep]: There is also 'where is bed?'
[Jess]: I always feel a little bad when I just kill from stealth mode, but in my experience, random people in caves filled with vampires, spiders, and bandits are generally not good guys.
[Becca]: An air shaft or an abattoir?
[Liona]: It's an outside inside thingy! :V
[Becca]: Courtyard?
[Liona]: Probably too small to be considered that...
[Becca]: Irritant to the maintenance staff?
[Liona]: Probably that. :V
(re: Minecraft)
[Sam]: I will climb on a stack of dynamite to reach the leaves. Best idea. Very safe. Wow.
(re: Silent Hill)
[Liona]: Oh my god.
[Liona]: Sean Bean.
[Liona]: Doesn't die in this movie.
[Wingus]: how the hell did that happen
[Luna]: Bulkhead: "You got to be in this for the Long Haul." ... I don't want to hear about your pre-war construction-worker romances, Bulkhead.
[Becca]: http://ursulavernon.tumblr.com/post/89403760168/phototoartguy-meanwhile-somewhere-else-at-the
[Wingus]: Babby anteater dragon!
[Becca]: I believe I still owe you some levels for that glass.
[Scott]: You do indeed!
[Becca]: Sam just hires me to do construction. You want bits of my lifeforce. <3
[Scott]: ~Tru friendship~~
[Scott]: "Thanks for those building materials, what can I get you in retu--" "LET THIS FORGE CLAIM A PIECE OF YOUR VERY SOUL THEN OUR ARRANGEMENT IS COMPLETE"
[Jess]: I still find the decision of making Megs co-captain to be HIGHLY QUESTIONABLE, but it is, in all, an improvement.
[Becca]: Yes.
[Becca]: Rodimus agrees with you.
[Jess]: Of course he does!
[Jess]: He does this because I am right, and he is awesome.
[Wingus]: but I like Windblade/Chromia/Metroplex
[Becca]: I haven't caught up on Windblade, I need to do that.
[Becca]: But, I like Megatron/ladies.
[Becca]: Because.
[Becca]: Megatron.
[Becca]: And ladies.
[Wingus]: You make a compelling argument.
(re: Minecraft)
[Becca]: We should build a house out of coal and dynamite and set it on fire.
[Sam]: ... Swindle disapproves of this idea, but Brawl thinks it would be awesome.
[Becca]: (Pux, Pux, the mods let me breed radioactive bees.)
[Puck]: ....what moron allowed you access to radioactive bees
[Becca]: :D
[Puck]: They must be stopped
[Puck]: This is worse than the hellhound
[Becca]: *cackles*
[Becca]: The hellhound is a darling.
[Puck]: You. And a hellhound.
[Becca]: There's also hellbees. :D
[Puck]: I am cutting you off.
[Becca]: Bees!
[Puck]: No, Bex.
[Puck]: No bees.
[Becca]: Aww.
[Puck]: I cannot even begin to express the amount of no.
[Becca]: I need to build my home in this game and start a Wall o' Bee Breeds.
[Puck]: *eyes*
[Becca]: Take one member of each species I've found/won/bred, put it on a shelf.
[Puck]: *eyyyyyyes*
[Becca]: Bees!
[Puck]: *eeeeeeeeeeyyyyyyyyyyyyyyeeeeeeeeeeeees*
[Becca]: I'm pretty sure they're not actively harmful if they're not in their hives.
[Puck]: 'pretty sure'
[Wingus]: Also given how long you had Long Feng as your icon, I am going to pretend Draven killed him and took his place
[Mon]: meanwhile, Blitzcrank has no rivals
[Mon]: but like
[Mon]: the most side-eye worthy friends.
[Mon]: Ori, Viktor, and Rammus.
[Mon]: Blitz, honey, I know he's your dad, but c'mon.
[Becca]: *giggles*
[Becca]: Ori and Viktor are rivals.
[Mon]: ...
[Mon]: BLITZ HOW DO YOU EVEN LIVE
[Mon]: i just assume he like
[Mon]: stands there awkwardly
[Mon]: not sure what to do
[Becca]: "Inferior construct."
"The ball is angry."
[Mon]: "R...Recommended Alternative: Enjoy Selves?"
[Wingus]: oh my god Imma kill Sam
[Mon]: what
[Wingus]: he unlocked Volibear for Spont
[Mon]: THAT MOTHERFUCKER
(re: ARAMs, which only have one lane)
[Wingus]: I'm Udyr, and I split-push.
[Becca]: There's no split to push!
[Puck]: ...transformers in king arthur's court
[Becca]: YES
[Becca]: That is an episode.
[Becca]: And it's hella fun.
[Puck]: g1 was made of the purest crack, wasn't it
[Becca]: Yep.
[Becca]: Twisted Fate got pinned between Fiddlesticks and Twitch, disengaged from Fiddlesticks, gold-carded Twitch, and Destinied out with two middle-fingers upraised. (Well, I assume on the rude gestures.)
[Mon]: that sounds about right, to be honest
[Tai]: pffffffffff
[Tai]: that or an extra-stylish flip of the gold card with one hand and a no-look middle finger behind the back at Fiddles as he fucks right off.