I swear I don't make these up. Nor do I post all the reasonable ones like comics, fantasy novels, mobile phone top ups, photocopying or the many people who come in and ask us for directions to places. Are people just actually weird?
I have a graze box. It's for me and not the minions, and is full of tasty things. I can't find any record of who sent it to me, but thank you very much!
String to make a temporary lead for a dog. Of course I actually had this and handed some out, but still about 2.4 on the 'slightly odd requests' scale.
Dead between 2.30 and 5.30, then everyone comes in to poke around as I'm getting ready to close up. Argh, go away, you're not going to buy anything, you're just wasting my time!