It is not wrong to have a crush on Tina Fey, right?  Because I so do

The best thing ever:  a quart of milk.  I have yet to finish a half gallon of milk but I can a quart

I really really need some new and cuter clothing

I seriously need to start my period since my body is being all "hey! I am going to bleed!" wihtout actually bleeding which is just frustrating and achey

There is Olive Garden in my future!

I love my students today

Parents? Parents I love less. The next school I work at will be a school for the orphans

In other news, my skirt is RIPPED. Classy,eh?

Suicide Girls are on CSI:NY.  Let me tell you something, the dyke factor is high and yea, please let me fuck them.  Fishnets and tats.  Yes please

My plant, which survived under my momma for six years, is turning all brown and dying on me.  Maybe plant food would help?  I am watering it as often as my momma did.  Perhaps I should leave my blinds open so that it can get some sun during the day?  More than what it is currently getting?  It did sit in a really sunny part of the house before. 

Did I mention yesterday that I got hit on my some gansta thug who was at Saturn (yea, I know, holla!) who began the conversation with "Smart girls are fucking hot"?

(I was grading papers at the time)

Well, yea, we are.  This isn't news to me.  I like that in women too

Ohkay so I headed over to the computer to post something that I felt was really important.  Now, damn it, what the fuck was it?

Clearly I am losing my mind

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Giving a test is so much worse than taking one

A deer hit one of our buses today