this is a good one

[beckyz_boi]

you ever notice that you touch your genitals in public? today im sitting in the union computer lounge, writing the first three pages of my English paper, cruising along, and then i realize: my right hand is all the way down my pants and wrapped entirely around my penis

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[manofaction42]

During my final exam last week, I had regular and uncontrollable flatulence. It was only loud enough for people within five feet of me to hear, but it was definitely audible, and i couldn't hold it in. And then I started laughing whenever it happened.

I've had better tests.

[beckyz_boi]

but probably not more enjoyable ones.

[libbylibbywa]

i think that hands compulsively seek warmth...nothing is warmer than the crotchy-crotch!

[beckyz_boi]

true dat. although a friend of mine was once advised as a child to warm her hands by placing them in the area just above her genitals (this has some scientific name; I cant remember it), which is likely more warm than the small (smaller in soem than in others) area which the genitals occupy.

[langostino]

Pretty much constantly have my hand on my cock. And I only ever think to remove it after my neighbours have walked by my huge front window.

[beckyz_boi]

I hate when I get done masturbating only to realize that I have left my front blinds open. This is pretty much the same problem that I had with leaving my door open in the dorms, but somehow it seemed less problematic in the dorms than when the window is open to the actual outside world and in effect real people.

[turtleheart]

that was the most amusing thing all day.

[beckyz_boi]

it was one of the best parts of my day too, until i realized i was in public.

[turtleheart]

i meant, reading your post was the most amusing part of my day.

[beckyz_boi]

i know! i was just being silly.

[shorty_stylee]

i have the same problem.

[beckyz_boi]

i'm not surprised.