I just had the first of what will probably be many sad little moments before I graduate. I haven't had a meal plan in two years. But sometimes Ann let's me sneak in for lunch no and then saying soemthing like, "Oh you live off campus, you need a good meal." Let's ignore the irony in that statement for now. So I punched out early today (because i ( Read more... )

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The Hot League
You are 64% Factor A, and 44% Factor B. Figure that out.
THL, baby woo!

Caliente! Fuego! Espanol! In a way, you're perfect. You've got your
look down and the people aroused. You can make people nervous, and
whether you admit it or not, you like it. You always keep score, and aim to win.

You could score with any of the other ( Read more... )

if you tears the limbs off a walking stick and pleasure yourself by inserting it in your pee-hole, does that count as dendrophilia or necrophilia?

"It's what Christ would have done," they told me.

"But..." I protested. "You could become humans. Fully-fledged children. Isn't that a temptation?"

"It might be," the embryo said, a half-formed tear in its half-formed eye. "But the truth is, we embryos are very sad."

"And why is that?"

"The Republicans," it said. "We're kings and queens of mankind to ( Read more... )

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The last few days have been excellent ( Read more... )