Is there anything in the whole world better than sex?

The Virgin
Every time we fuck and
you end it swiftly, crying
trembling like wind-scattered sand,

touched with soothing hand,
you say I'm lying
each time we fuck and

I dont treat you like a fanned
leaf brittle in the sun drying
trembling like wind-scattered sand.

I'll admit my speech is canned.
you'd think you were dying
each time we fuck and

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Saw Over The Hedge with
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It has come to my attention that The Guess Who and Blood, Sweat, and Tears are coming to DTE June 9th. Would anyone like to go? If all three readers of my poorly updated livejournal have plans for that day, or find me to be too generally creepy to merit hours of music on the grass, then please tell a friend. If I find out someone was like: "The ( Read more... )

did you see that www.b3ta.co.uk has posted all his mp3s? now you can listen to the sleepy kittens song in bed or play the "gash or tash" music on infinite loop. you sick bastards.

why are you on my friends list? reply and post in your journal

Well, the grades are in, and since I'm overdue for a post, you people get to read about them (or skip over this update and head over to
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Take the five nearest books and...
Book 1 first sentence
Book 2 last sentence on page 50
Book 3 second sentence on page 100
Book 4 next to last sentence on page 150
Book 5 final sentence

In the summer of 1957, I wrote a piece for The New Yorker about a textbook I had used when I was a student at Cornell. In prose and verse, Spanish capitalization is the ( Read more... )

you should all read
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