Oprah: Today on Oprah, women who find out that they're husbands have been living a secret doulble-life.
Woman: I said, 'are you having an affair?' And he said 'no, I'm gay.'
My mom: Oh you need to watch this show Aimee.
Me: Uhh.
My mom: Incase you start dating Tyler.
Me: Oh Jesus Christ ( Read more... )

bironboy (9:27:32 PM): his Agnus Dei is as good or better as any i've heard from beethoven to brams.

Oh you know it, Joel. World, please put this in your ears ASAP.

I can't believe I sat through almost three hours of a Leonardo Dicaprio movie for thirty seconds of Rufus Wainwright.

Oh wait, yes I can.

Yesterday I correctly identified a song on NPR as Baroque. Thank you, Integrated Arts. Now I can identify Baroque and Ragtime. I think that's about the only thing I got out of that class ( Read more... )

Today were 1-act auditions. I don't think I did great but they were fun, so whatev. I'd be happy with anything. And if nothing? I'll do... lights, or something. Haha ( Read more... )

Well, that was fun. So fun, in fact, that I am going to do another one. After this, I am done creating standardized test questions. Te prometo.

The teacher told you and I to bring out what we came in with.

There are two grammatical errors in that sentence. Can you find them? I bet you can.

I have an IQ of 142. I qualify for MENSA.

There are two illogical fallacies in this entry. Can you find them?

A few peculiarly warm hours of December into January mixed with the smell of salt on the driveway made me realize...

I want to go to the beach.

I am not kidding. Are there any beaches legally accessible in the winter?

Happy New Year.

I've got no resolution.

Crawled in at three. Woke up at nine.

Thank you Ethan and Alex and Xtina for opening up your houses.

Esther is my little weasel of 2005.

Isaac got home at eight this mornng. Haha.

The end bye!

I am over-committed tonight.

But it will be good, other than not having tons of bitchez to make out with at midnight no matter what.

Who needs kissing at midnight when you can have BREAKFAST?!

Rock.

Happy New Year.