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[bed_bug]

Dear Stacey: READ YOUR EMAIL. *please*

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[mishbloom]

Your friendly neighborhood Pervy Elf Fancier was at a baseball game last night, thank you very much. *sticks tongue out at you*

Was there something in particular you needed to know?

I do in fact live at the address you have. So MapQuest it, and get your ass down here!

As for your little emoticon thingie...IMPATIENCE knows no bounds at my house right now. I am hyped up and freaking out!

SIX DAYS!