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[bedlam14]

Guys. I found the best. Fanfic. Ever.

Lesson

It has everything: stream-of-consciousness male use of the word uke and seme in a totally serious context, English as a second language to a hilarious degree, surprise buttsex...
Guys, you just kind of have to read it. You don't even need to know the context of this thing (hell, I do and I didn't even know

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[maudite_a_deux]

Congratulations!

Here's where I totally lost it: “Idiot apprentice, I think that guy wants to have a sex with you.”

I'm not sure why, just the idea of having "a sex" cracked me up.

[bedlam14]

My personal favorite part is when Cross is like, 'yay lesson over' and then Allen is like, ::buttsex:: AND CROSS DOESN'T EVEN SEEM TO NOTICE FOR A BIT.

Like, oh my god. I need icons from this thing.

But didn't you know- having a sex with somebody is a deep and meaningful way to express how drunk and horny you are! Afterwards, you even get to keep the sex as a memento, and when it gets older, you can tell that sex that it was WANTED.

[maudite_a_deux]

Well, it's obvious why Marian didn't notice -- Allen's tackle is clearly deficient.

The whole thing was absolutely hilarious. Thanks for posting the link.

[amagiwa]

Congrats on UVM :D

Here's my work schedule, if you want to work things out:

Sunday: 12-7
Monday: Off
Tuesday: 2-7
Wednesday: 1-7
Thursday: 1-7
Friday: 2-8
Saturday: 2-8

As you can see, it doesn't work well with school D: And I should warn you that it could change at any time -__-x Ugh, I need a new job :/

[zerodamage]

LOL LOOOLL LOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLL :D I love fanfic only when it's THAT shitty. BAHAHAHA.

Super-congrats on UVM! That's awesome!