[accidental video/optional action] anything please, except for defeat

[bedsidemanners]

[The device shows a pretty mundane scene at first, an immaculate, if small, room with a glass of water, contact case, and an alarm clock-- busily ringing-- on the nightstand. Raphael's curled up under the covers, only a couple tufts of somewhat wavy blond hair poking out, and an oddly narrow shoulder

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[gotashortfuse]

Hey, chick. Move over. I want to talk to Raphael.

[bedsidemanners]

...

You know, I don't know where he went.

[gotashortfuse]

So go find him.

[bedsidemanners]

No.

[valentineluke]

Good. You're in no shape to pester.

[bedsidemanners]

Shut up.

[valentineluke]

Not to worry, miss, I'm a gentleman. This is as far as my teasing goes.

(Private)

Having personally experienced this before, the biggest challenge is adjusting to the center of gravity change. Not being human, you should adapt fairly quick, but be careful moving about in the meantime.

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[bedsidemanners]

Look, stop giving me tips. We aren't friends.

1/2

[shall_yield_us]

Back in the elderly trade so soon, my lo -

[shall_yield_us]

...lady.

[bedsidemanners]

No.

[shall_yield_us]

Nooooooo... ?

[ironmanic]

Well, it's certainly been a good morning so far.

[bedsidemanners]

I disagree.

[ironmanic]

Network full of beautiful women? You sure about that?

[bedsidemanners]

You're not looking in the right direction.