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********MICHAEL JACKSON IS NOT DEAD********
He is on a beach somewhere... sipping from a ridiculous looking drink... laughing it up with ELVIS and TUPAC and BUDDY and RITCHIE and THE BIG BOPPER.
JUST YOU WAIT.
CNN and NBC and PEREZHILTON.COM are so goddamn WRONG! -
Boozeday
So at 12:01am the LCBO (Liquor Commission Board of Ontario) union will strike if a deal cannot be made. At first i panicked, but then i realized... Hull, Quebec is a short drive away and i could visit an SAQ for all my spirit needs.
Upon that realization, i started to fucking panic. Quebec is the New Jersey of Canada. Gross ( Read more... ) -
Damnit
My mom's birthday is tomorrow. The big 6-0. Because i am a genius, i decided to wait until tonight to make her birthday present. I figured i'd paint her a pretty picture and buy a nice frame for it and it'd be all special and junk... Too bad i haven't done any sort of art in like, 3 years. I can't seem to progress past the rough rough draft stage ( Read more... )
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