Today I carried my life into the grass for the second time this year and put price tags on it. The price tags were neevr high enough. My stuff was sold for 2 dollars a pop. Seeing people pick up my stuff and toss it down made me want to tell them that was the teddy bear i got my first time in disney world. or that the stereo they were asking about
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writing books about your everyday life
and they woul dbe best sellers too
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"we should all lie down now"
two hours later, i stand over you laughing while:
"WHAT?! when did i fall asleep?"
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why did you run away from the man that thought you were going to be married? you should have kept talking to him, telling him that youre a mail order bride and your husband, billy bob thornton (hopefully he wont know who that is), has already shown you pictures of the room youll be staying in (which will be about the exact same size as the maids room you were telling me about) and how youll have to scrub his toenails all day and make him meals from your own flesh and blood.
im having way too much fun with this. i should leave the entertaining stories about everyday occurances up to you! adieu
-danielle
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