NSFW caption contest

[beederiffic]

ETA: Oh ffs. Porn fail. Never mind.

I'm making a birthday card and feeling deathly uninspired. A PWP/One-shot of choice goes to whoever comes up with the best caption for this:

Comments

[nevereverposts]

Can't see the photo. :(

[norfolkdumpling]

LOL!

@zacharyquinto: Oblivion. Snowblind. White on white. Creativity just out of reach. Metaphor for Hollywood life. Comfort caffeine imminent.

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