Fic: Eye Bleach, Kirk/Spock

[beederiffic]

Title: Eye Bleach
Pairing: Kirk/Spock (outsider POV)
Rating: NC-17
Length: One-shot, 8k
For: awarrington, who I miss ♥
Warnings: Voyeurism, unconsensual and consensual exhibitionism
Summary: A crew member finds a porn movie of Jim and Spock fucking, where they don't seem to know that they're being filmed (and aren't out as a couple)
A/N: Shortest fandom break

Comments

[illariy]

Hehe, that was funny and hot as hell. Especially the second vid. I thought at first that was Jim's doing but the ending makes me think Spock has a secret exhibitionistic streak, too. XD

[beederiffic]

Thanks! If I was fucking Jim, I'd want people to watch and admire. But maybe that's just me...

[beederiffic]

I eagerly await the day we get a Trek TV series about fleet underlings who hate their bosses and think they're really the ones who do all the work.

Glad you enjoyed it!

[meine_liebe]

NGHHHH HOT SEXY AND FUNNY AS FUCK /w CHERRY ON TOP

damn u hit my exhibitionist!kink so well!

thanks :D

[beederiffic]

Ooh yeah. If it were up to me (it should be), all Jim/Spock porn would take place in front of an audience.

You're very welcome!

[aliassmith]

HI, HELLO, I LOVE YOU <3_<3

Can I just say I'm feeling really freakin awesome about my decision to finally end my LJ-hiatus when it means I get to come back to things like this?

YOU'RE REMINDING ME ALL OVER AGAIN OF WHY I CAN NEVER REALLY QUIT YOU.

Seriously, there aren't words for how much I've missed you, and this, and fics like this one right here -- I'm about two seconds away from bursting into song and just... aw, hell...

*MYYY HEART WILL GO ONNNN AND ONNNNNNNNN*

::clutches you and your beautiful words tight to my heaving bosom::

[beederiffic]

*nuzzles in*

*makes snuffly noises*

I HAVE MISSED YOUR HEAVING BOSOM SFM!

WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO QUIT ME? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO DO THAT?

[kianspo]

I didn't know if I should trya nd die of second-hand embarrassment and if so on whose part. :D

But yeah. Everything they said and will say. :)

[beederiffic]

Ugh, I know. I'm so sensitive to secondhand embarrassment I can't even watch The Office. *shudder* I like to think I'd actually go right ahead and die on the spot if anything like this ever happened to me.

(minus the finding-Kirk/Spock-porn bit, of course)