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[beef_thief969]

my cat just brought in an alive, but almost dead baby bird
thats the second time today
and it's not even fucking funny
bleeeeeh, i want to cry
i'll make a lousy fisherman.
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[angels_dying]

*accompanies in crying*
nasty oscar.

BTW.
you spelt "ripped" as "wripped" in your user info.
that's an utter disgrace.
you should be spanked!

with a combination of many comments i have left you in the past, i think everyone is going to think we have secret lesbian romances.

WHICH WE DO NOT. *shifty eyes*

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[beef_thief969]

i know #
IT WAS HORRIBLE

HOW DO YOU NOTICE THESE THINGS??!!
DO YOU JUST CONTSTANTLY GO ONTO PEOPLES USERINFO????!!!

AND DONT POINT OUT MY SPELLING MISTAKES, ITS ANNOYING
AND ANYWAY
IT WAS TOTALLY MEANT TO BE WRITTEN LIKE THAT
*slunks off and changes userinfo ...in a huff*

HOW DARE YOU DENY YOUR LOVE FOR ME
*mild slap around the ankle where it hurts least*
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[_dragoonqueen]

if its any consolation. i think you're a bit smarter than a fisherman

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[beef_thief969]

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHA
why thankyou
i dont think anyones ever given me such a lovely compliment....
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[rythm_bandit]

you also dont smell of a mixture of alchohal and fish. and don't have a beard. or sadly a boat.

i want a boat.

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[beef_thief969]

ILL HAVE YOU KNOW I DO HAVE A BOAT!
rotting somewhere in the middle of the sea...

and just because i dont smell like fish
DOESNT MEAN YOU NEED OT RUB IT IN!!
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[wipe_the_tears]

she dosent?? :P

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[beef_thief969]

lmao!
i hope you meant the boat bit...

or i may have to overpower you with my mighty beard
HAHA
sorry, im too crazy for my own good...
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[josephsparkles]

who is wipe the tears?
you need to get your cat a bell. a loud one and put it on the coller.
i really cant spell today.
damn it
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brain freeze!

[beef_thief969]

gaazzz,

i know!,
or some form of horn...

haha, BRAAIINN FREEZE, i get them too often, along with teeth freeze
and general body freeze...

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[mondeo]

My cat brought in a mouse that ran up the curtains.
We were most thrilled.
Hahaha, I just looked out the window and Sweep was being chased across the lawn by a squirrel. He's so cute!
And Dr Davies thinks he should grow a beard being a geographer and all... He is the GEOGRAPHY MASTER!

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[beef_thief969]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
hahahha, i take it sweep is your cat, not your brother or dad or anything??!??!
*worried look*
actually i'll be more worried if your dad is called sweep...

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[mondeo]

LOL! Yeah, he is indeed my cat.
But my grandad's middle name was "Rhino" it was a spelling error on the birth certificate.
And I'm serious about that.
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