The Offer In A Meme

[beefcake_cop]

Post a comment here, and I will write a drabble or fic of Cartman with your muse. If you have a mood or theme in mind, let me know.

Comments

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[omgwtf_dfw]

Cartman and hardhitter_nj Michael. ( oh_shiney's brother.)

[queenemma]

Emma. ;)

[all_forme]

The note reads:

Eric,

Congratulations on your win, mon ami. And as I see you are part of a team in the upcoming contests, I thought that this might be an appropriate gift for the one who has beaten the Spartan in the category most aptly titled 'body to die for.'

Rochefort.

And waiting on the doorstep for Cartman was a case of cheesy poofs, a cart of pixie stix, and another case of fay-go.

[beefcake_cop]

*Cartman rips open and bag of cheesy poofs, and writes a note back.*

Dear One Eyed Freak,

Those Spartan pussies wish they could rock like me. I mean, dude, what kind of army goes into battle wearing leather thongs and red capes? Why not just send an invitation to those Persians, and paint a bullseye on your back. Dumbasses.

But don't call my Amy, bitch, because I don't swing that way, you hippie. You Frenchies might wear all those feathers and faggy clothes, but messing around with young boys is still against the law.

Thanks for the snacks, though. At least you didn't send me those faggy French snail and Foy Grass shit.

Suspiciously, and Straight,

Eric Cartman