All For Nothing - RotM

[beefcake_cop]

Cartman had traveled a very long way, through time and space, to arrive in Paris. Jet lag and hunger made him a very unhappy young man as he entered the courtyard where the King’s soldiers were fighting with four guys with long hair and some faggy outfits. Cartman turned to some peasant standing nearby.

“Who are those guys up on the ledge?”

Comments

[allfor_fun]

"I'll have you know young man, that this do-rag was given to me by the Archdutchess of Cincinatti."

"Ziggy Marley my over-rotund ass."

Sorry, but I fell out of my chair reading this, am laughing SO damned hard! Hope you don't mind the intrusion!

[beefcake_cop]

"Dude, don't fucking make me send those Queer Eye guys over to your house."

ooc: Not at all! Cartman loves when people comment. :)

[fannyfae]

This is probably the funniest thing I have read in a very long time! What is this 'Mouseketeer' of which you speak?

OOC:This is great! Thank you for the laugh! :)

[allfor_one]

I've pretty much reached the conclusion that you're very eager to kill me with these posts. *trying to BREATHE and adds to memories* This was brilliant. You and Cartman are my hero.

AND FOR ONCE ATHOS IS SPEECHLESS.

[age]

...While Cartman in that red catsuit was a definite Disturbing Mental Image, this whole thing rocked.

Obi-Wan isn't sure whether he regrets Cartman getting that lightsabre or not. I mean, the Sith side of him is sayin' "Rock on!" while the Jedi side of him wants to smack him upside the head and take away his cheesy poofs.

Me? I say rock on.

*pats Cartman on the head and hands him a bag of cheesy poofs and a Yoo-Hoo* You deserved it, kid.

[all_forme]

Yes, I do believe that getting one's face pecked out by a crow is indefinitely worse than having his father killed by me. After all, it's not as if he's not the first man I've killed.

[lick_of_flame]

Dude, you need to shut the fuck up before I stick your pansy excuse for a sword up your ass.

Great post kid. Here, have a lighter, go have some fun.

[captn_barbossa]

And how about I stick me pistol up yours, and pull the trigger Aye? I was rightfully amused by the lad and the one eyed gent here!

[lick_of_flame]

Well, I'd say that if you can make it through my city in one piece, wearing that early halloween costume of yours?

You are certainly free to try.