"Better the devil you know..."

[beefcake_cop]

A new column appears in the morning paper, as well as on the Internet. It's called "Dear Cartman", and it features the wise advice of one Eric Cartman. People from all over the world write to the eight year old for his unique perspective on their deepest personal issues.Dear Cartman

Comments

Re: OOC

[beefcake_cop]

*cracks up* Saxon is love...no doubt. He and Cartman, working together, could rule the world.

OOC

[antigone_grace]

Have I told you lately that I love you? Have I told you there's no one else above you?

OHMYGOD. Okay, yeah. You are so fucking awesome, I just wander around hoping to match up. Someday. Geez.

Re: OOC

[beefcake_cop]

I try and try, but I can't shut Cartman up. So I decided to have him do an advice column.

*headdesk*

And thank you!

Re: OOC

[beefcake_cop]

Thank you!

[_nickstokes_]

*dies*

Signed,
Notyomama

[beefcake_cop]

*heeeeee*

OOC- LOL

[civ_barbarian]

*loves Cartman*

*giggling to much to say anything and trying to stop Sue Hsu coming after the boy with his sword.*

Re: OOC- LOL

[beefcake_cop]

*g* My boy and his death wish...