Dodgeball Tournament! (Open to all muses!)

[beefcake_cop]

No expense was spared in the preparation of the South Park Coliseum. As the throngs of crowds arrived, succulent pigs were roasting over open pits, while long tables of food were being laid out for the hungry crowds of spectators

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[bitter_brother]

*sound of a lightsaber, uh... 'sabering... you know, that VWOOOOOOM noise*

Tucker is backlit. His lightsaber (okay, Cartman's lightsaber) emits its own light, however. It's spectacular. Tucker is very impressed with himself.

He bellows, "CARTMAN!!!" -- just as a tiger pounces at him.

*VWOOOOOOM!*

A large tiger head flies through the air, looking surprised.

"Poor kitty," Tucker grumbles. He turns off the lightsaber and chucks it at Cartman. "There you go, little man."

[i_warren]

Warren is ducking balls.

Warren doesn't like balls flying at his face.

Insert more innuendos here.

He looks pissed. Geeks have a natural aversion to dodge-ball. There's running involved. And throwing. And the choosing of teams before all that, which is the worst part.

Also: Warren hates animals even when they aren't trying to eat him.

He points and laughs at Tucker's tiger head.

[gwen_the_freak]

Gwen's glad that rubber conducts electricity. However, playing with electric balls would be a lot more interesting.

Gwen never got picked for dodgeball when she was a kid, mainly because she couldn't play with all the other kids.

She throws a ball in Warren's general direction.

[i_warren]

Warren ducks the ball with an un-manly scream and glares at her.

[ms_metternich]

Sophie enters and watches from the sidelines.

"Go team, go!"

[_call_me_snake_]

Alright Bastards let's play some dodge ball.

This was infact the game no one would play with him as a child and the no rules aspect did appeal to his nature. Grabbing the ball he looks at Cartman and wanted to throw it at him but instead smirks throwing it at one of the tigers and knocking it unconcious.

With an arrogant wave at Cartman.

They call me Snake.

[xena_warrior]

She grabs her chakram and looks at her friend Snake then smirks and cry out her battle cry
You was right, Snake! Its seems much better then dessert!

[_call_me_snake_]

Snake hears the voice and smirks. As he turns kicking another ball up into his hand. Who could resist tormenting her a little.

Glad to see you've come to play.

Quickly he throws the ball at her... not quite as hard as he threw it at the tiger but hard enough.

[xena_warrior]

She has caught a ball easily and looks at him with a smile
As far as I have understood, I should throw this ball to somebody? Or to somebody specially?
notices the red-haired woman
kathryn_janeway near to her and throws the ball in her.

[kathryn_janeway]

Grabs the ball. I'm not playing! Kathryn hurls it back to xena_warrior and starts playing properly.

Watch out. I get vicious in competative games!

-- Kathryn

[kathryn_janeway]

Kathryn sits herself down watching the chaos around her. Dodgeball wasn't something she had played before (violent sports weren't taught in The Meadows or the Institute) so she sat... And shouted in the appropriate places.

Come on! Don't throw like that! Aim for his head!! Do something...

Ball flies in her direction. She catches it. Hey watch it! She gets up, throws it back, and sits down again, happy too see broken noses around the place. I like this game!

... Uh, who's winning?

-- Kathryn

[beefcake_cop]

Ummm, I can't tell, dude!

[bitter_brother]

That means you've already lost, padawan!

*g*

[xena_warrior]

Xena just throws her ball to you