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[beefjerkyriot]

just got a call from my boss saying i have to pap stupid

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[ursh]

oh god.

[beefjerkyriot]

tragedy

[lit_match]

I'm so sorry dollface! I hope there are some cute guys there; they may not be dateable if they're at a hookers ball, but eye candy's always good :)

[beefjerkyriot]

theres no way i'm going to the hookers ball! i'd rather watch the notebook every night of my life being depressed about being single than go to a hookers ball hahah!

[chikoo_chikoo]

what guys do i need to smack for not snatching up someone like you
- talented
- beautiful
- funny
- all around amazing

yeah i don't know what kind of guys are down there but they apparently need to be set straight

[beefjerkyriot]

yes well i'm starting to think its me not them now hahahahh xx

[sammm]

:) you're so cool

[beefjerkyriot]

whaaat i'm all sorts of lame, def not cool

[sammm]

you wish.
anyway, hope you get another wardrobe malfunction or something to make it exciting

[mindslipping]

her nipple looks like some form of retarded pancake. you poor thing =(