WELCOME BACK, HON, BUT PLEASE LOSE THE BOOZE KTHX

[beeinmybonnet]

Three posts in one day - I’m so sorry! D: I’ll shut up for several days now, I promise.

TOOOONY ♥

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[queerlyobscure]

EEEEEEEEEE!

I particularly liked the song-and-dance number at the start. And then everything that came after, really.

STEVE’S SHEILD. USED AS AN UNGLAMOROUS BOOKEND. "Do you know what this is?" Me: I totally fucking know what it is - better question - why does Tony have it? Don't tell me you weren't thinking what I was thinking.

Incidentally the scene where he created an element was pretty fucking awesome (who knew pipe wrenches were hot?). Also the bit where he was doing his own renovation/electrical work. Because it's nice that he's not beyond getting his hands dirty.

And the soundtrack. BASICALLY THE BEST MOVIE SOUNDTRACK EVER, IMMHO

[beeinmybonnet]

... THERE WAS A FUCKING BONUS CUT-SCENE THERE, WASN'T IT? AND I DIDN'T SEE IT. FUUUUCK MEEE. ::anguished cry of pain and regret::

THE DANCE NUMBER. Man, how could I forget that. I love Tony's public persona, so cheeky and sassy. And the not-so-subtle ho-yay throw-away lines. "Yes, dear?" in the court room, etc. Tony's really fond of mock-flirting with men, aren't he?
(Also, I was totally expecting someone to come up and kiss Pepper on the cheek when they were in Monaco, since Tony basically warned her that people are weird. And I was so sad that it didn't happen, because there would have been an 80% chance that Tony'd be kissed on the cheek too.)

I think what shocked me most was Tony's utter disregard of it. TONY, THAT IS YOUR FUTURE BOYFRIEND CAPTAIN FUCKING AMERICA'S SHEILD, YOU DAMN WELL KNOW WHAT IT IS. And here I'd been hoping Tony was a total Steve!fanboy. :/ Then again, he was dying at the time, so

[queerlyobscure]

TELLING YOU ABOUT THE CUT-SCENE, NOW. SCROLL PAST IF YOU DON'T WANT TO KNOW:

It was set with Agent Coulson turning up in New Mexico, then you saw this big huge crater and then in the next shot - Thor's hammer sticking out of it. Ominous, no? Yay Avengers \o/

END SPOILERS.

I was thinking that, y'know, he is a Steve fanboy and was just playing it cool in front of the official guy. Tony Stark is nothing if not cool, right? You have corrupted me so much. That is not my ship especially considering the Captain America casting. AND YET.

Marvel!science is naturally awesome. Of course, it goes a long way to explaining why Tony can drink his weight in booze and suffer negligible ill-effects (besides turning into an ass, and then fighting his best friend. Point is he didn't die and was mostly physically fine). He is immune to alcohol poisoning. The veins were hot, though. Not gonna lie either

[yan_tan_tether]

All I know about Captain America comes from reading Steve/Tony fic, but I still squeed when I saw his shield!

Pretty much all my other thoughts about the movie can be summed up as HHNNNNGGGHHH RDJ.

[beeinmybonnet]

I was this close to squeeing out loud in the cinema when Cap's shield appeared. Steve! ♥

RDJ showed off more of his chest in this movie than in the previous one. I approve of this development! :D