Essay: A Guide To Mermaid Porn

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[Rated R: for nudity and explicit discussion of sex and sexuality]

Merfolk
And Their Reproductive System
An Illustrated Guide To (Almost) Plausible Mermaid Porn

Oh, come on, don’t tell me you aren’t at least curious.

Everyone knows about the Mermaid Problem, right? A normal, sane and boring person would probably say that it doesn’t matter,

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*runs off excitedly*