must....sleep...

[beellezeebug]

My eyes are like two burnt holes in a blanket right now.

I am soooooooooo tired.

Why? Because I'm super cool and have a wild and exciting life? No, because I'm super lame and stay up too late doing crossword puzzles and sudoku.

Yup. I has the shame.

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[jennipurrrrrrrr]

My eyes are like two burnt holes in a blanket right now, as well. My nostrils also qualify.

Why? Because Brian farted right beside my head just now. Fuck me in the face.

P.S. I am the same lame as you. :*(

[beellezeebug]

No, you are not the same lame. You have lame insurance because you have fruited the loins. ...although the fart face might be voiding that policy =p

[jennipurrrrrrrr]

I will keep this insurance in mind! Brian's farts void everything, including my will to live.