...is a douche bag.

This is a true story from the WordPerfect Help line which was transcribed from a recording monitoring the customer care department. Needless to say, the Help Desk employee was fired. However, he is currently suing the WordPerfect organization for "Termination without Cause ( Read more... )

My new tattoo pic is posted on myspace - Don't have a server to upload to. Go check it out, yo! I'm gonna try to take a better one soon - the camera phone is only so great.
xo

"In ancient Greek myth it was a bird of Athena which represented the renewal of life. In the Bible it was a dove released from the Ark by Noah which returned with an olive branch to show that the Biblical flood was over. Ever since, the dove has symbolized deliverance and God's forgiveness. According to legend the devil and witches can turn ( Read more... )

...A catch phrase I know all to well and usually stringently abide by. Unfortunately, today, I didn't, and Illustrator just crashed, and now i have to re-do atleast an hours worth of work, which unfortunately involves retyping gastrointestinal stats containing the words diarrhea, flatulence, constipation and hemorrhoid. I can't stop thinking about ( Read more... )

I’ll just tell you now ( Read more... )

This is the true meaning of all that junk food you eat ( Read more... )

"I was just gonna go get in the shower, my head itches like a prostitutes crotch"

You, feel free to own up to this if you'd like.

I am moving to Canada as well - ha ha ha!