"In out hearts! And in our heads!"

[beerfilledheart]

My job is the perfect stoner job. Alls I do is push carts around and bag groceries for 5 hours a day. A retard could do my job. In fact, three do. Thing is, if I showed up stoned I'm sure my boss would notice (she's a fuckin sniper ghost cat burglar thing) and then I wouldn't have the perfect stoner job. DANG!

Comments

[jetpropel]

A retard could do my job. In fact, three do.

brilliant dustin. you even used a "choice" word to describe the three individuals that you work with.

after reading this entry, the only "retard" that is working there is you.

someone deserves a major cock punch