San Francisco's alright if you like saxophones...

[beerfilledheart]

Girls wear too many pointy shoes. Giant T-shirts look dumb. Wearing pants on your thighs makes your ass look flat. Giant shirts in general make you look like you misunderstood your mom. Boot cut jeans on dudes not wearing boots make you look gay. Faux-hawks on dudes look gay even if you're WAY vagina hungry. ALL girls wear Bono sunglasses.

Comments

[jamie_miller]

man, Asschapel is playing here on Friday. Your presence will be missed.