I feel like I peed the bed, but I didn't...

[beerfilledheart]

Last night my mom went out with her boyfriend and I had the house to myself. I made myself a few martinis and then drank a few beers. Around midnight I ran out of beer and decided I needed more so I put on my shoes, lit a cigarette and walked to the gas station to get another twelve pack. The gas station isn't that far from my mom's place so I

Comments

[_rejected_]

baha. thanks for that. that gave me a good laugh.