Dear Diary,

[beergutsnriots]

I have been out. I have been riding my bike so fast that my legs begin to wobble and my heart starts to beat so fast it sounds like Rick Allen grew back his arm and is busting out drum solo's in my chest. I guess that's not saying much considering I have asthma

Comments

[ampliatum]

That's 'cause you suck when you're not drinking.
AA here we all come!

paaaaarty haaaaaaard

[beergutsnriots]

That's what I'm saying!

[theendisneer]

umm, did you wear your new shoes while riding the bike?!

[beergutsnriots]

fuckin' yeah. shit was hot.

[theendisneer]

Nice, wish i was there to cheer you on as you were goin up "the hill" you know to get that ever exciting movie like feel!! with super slo-mo and everything!

[beergutsnriots]

you'd have to be wearing the team colors, and pom-poms are mandatory.
Also, Queen's "Bicycle" would be blaring.
Everything would be in slow motion.