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[beermark]

⒈ ( 336 brady lane, 840 hastings blvrd, 912 bilko blvrd, and 1668 nelson street-the homes of norway, sweden, iceland, and finland-all have mail this morning: a invitation to a birthday party for one of the danish princes nordic meeting. clearly it's a nordic meeting. there is nothing but serious business to be found at this, a nordic meeting.

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[freakinblur]

[Opens the door and--

Oh! You look familiar. Howdy, former neighbor turned new neighbor!]

Hey, when did you get back?

[beermark]

Huh? ( looks behind him, trying to figure that one out. this is the first he's heard of coming 'back.' )

[freakinblur]

[It's a side effect from being in Mayfield for a year and a half. Scout thinks.]

Yeah, ya like, lived down the street from me! But then ya got droned and someone else showed up there instead. I mean that's how things usually go in this place.

[beermark]

I did not! I don't know ya at all.

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[un_beau_coquin]

[Opens his door a sliver.]

Bonjour, 'ow may I 'elp you.

[beermark]

Oh, a French guy, huh? Let's be friends!

[un_beau_coquin]

[Blink blink.]

Oui, I am French. May I ask you what your name is, monsieur?

[beermark]

Denmark! I'm Denmark, but most people call me Den as a cute and friendly nickname. For some reason robots are also calling me Preben here. But it's actually Den.

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[doofenstrudel]

Did you know that this town has a bakery? It does! We can certainly provide cake. Marzipan may take additional effort...

[His voice is cheerful! Beseeching! Commercial!]

...Eh? Some poor kid has been here long enough to have his birthday?

[beermark]

Provide lots of marzipan, guy with a gross German accent! ( disgusting german is gross. ) It's for my prince! His birthday comes once a year on 28 August!

[doofenstrudel]

Hey! My accent is not gross! Y... your accent is gross! Yours!

People who insult the accent get no marzipan! None!

[Also, this saves him the time on looking up how to make the stuff.]

[beermark]

My accent is sexy and cool! Yours sounds like sauerkraut! Except that I like sauerkraut, so it's actually… ( tries to think of a german food he doesn't really really like. crap. ) Spätzle! Aside from that, give me marzipan anyway.

( three )

[myougi]

... You're a dad?

[beermark]

I'm a big brother! And also a dad! A dad brother!

[myougi]

But which one are you, y'know... biologically speaking?

[beermark]

Neither one, but it doesn't matter!

[vaimoksein]

[Any party with free beer is a good party.]

I'll be there!

[Regardless of the fact that none of these presents will ever actually reach Nikolai, since he isn't in Mayfield.... it's a celebration and Finland would never turn one down.]

[beermark]

Of course ya will since it's a Nordic Meeting! ( read: he thinks he's being super tricky here. )

[vaimoksein]

Right, right. I'll be on time.

[Even Finland has no trouble seeing through that.]

[beermark]

And bring everything! ( just don't tell him that. )